I'll rise when the sun goes down

Cover every game in town

A world of my own

I'll make it my home sweet home home

Mojave desert

https://youtu.be/3rs-cFctj6k?si=YLWnHLM1Le2nEOcW

This song will always remind me of driving through the bleak Mojave desert on my way home from Vegas. Let that be written in heaven's unchangeable heart

factory reset phone

Who dis 

I'm old now

But so are you

that shape is my shade

There where I used to stand

what even is this?

Radio clambake radio clambake radio clambake radio clambake radio clambake radio clambake radio clambake

good dads

Surreptitiously teach you about music

gggggg

https://youtu.be/_JTZjYsFfX0

The negroes in the forest, brightly feathered,

They're saying, forget the night

Live with us in forests of azure

All that other stuff is true

The things I've posted beforehand. But it really comes off as overly morose when you write it down in some blog thing. The medium is the message. Also, Annie Hall is the best movie ever made. Let that be written in heaven's unchangeable heart.

my fan club is dead

Everyone who held me in the highest esteem without equivocation is dead. I've tried to make new fans but I guess it's not working. I'm just a regular piece of shit like everyone else, it turns out.

Karen carpenter

What a voice man

this is the day

Of the expanding man

spiders in my eyelids

And ghosts in the cheese

Beautiful gardens by the cramps, such an underrated song

Fuck Donald Trump

Douche

I mean seriously, the guy's a douchebag. Even his most ardent supporters would not deny that. But we don't need a douchebag, we need an adult. I shouldn't even have to say this

A soap impression of his wife

Which he ate and donated to the National Trust

all of those heartaches

https://youtu.be/G56DaSAeZfM

I like this

https://youtu.be/e7hFyC6un2g

RIP Russ Meyer

this is like the catchiest song ever

https://youtu.be/fa4S1_v-YJ4

It will not exit my head after days

studies have shown no one reads this

But whatever. It's my flailing pissing in the wind. This song is great, and poignant. Tomorrow you're homeless, tonight is a blast.

https://youtu.be/fa4S1_v-YJ4

rod serling

Was one hell of a writer.

I've led

A rich and nuanced life. You people should start.

we're afraid of everyone, we're afraid of the sun

https://youtu.be/3GBDN3G0QoU

ok

Looks like they sort of fixed it? It's 2020 now. Hi

Well, I guess this is over

Blogger sucks and seems abandoned and no longer works on my phone. radioclambake.com 4 lyfe

The best guitar solo ever

It's still that little part in green earrings by steely Dan. You don't care, fuck you

Beneath these bones let these words be seen

This is the bloody gears of a boppin' machine

Why do i even post anything here

I'll rise when the sun goes down

Cover every game in town

A world of my own

I'll make it my home sweet hohh home

Tomorrow Never Knows

Is a masterful song. Masterful is an understatement, there is not a word to describe this song

https://youtu.be/mFfgYfy6tHM

I really like

Pizzicato Five. Sweet Soul Revue, and many other songs, are just so damned happy. Happy is good.

Roy Scheider was underrated

https://imgur.com/O2BjI5K

The three best horn arrangements ever

Touch Me- The Doors

In The Still Of The Night - Frank Sinatra

Splendido! - The Price Is Right music library

I thought that if you had an acoustic guitar

That it meant that you were

A protest singer

Oh I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible

Hi

Sup

Life's a roll of the dice

I'm not looking to break the bank, I'm just looking for another night comped and a booklet of free drink tickets.

Having

Having a funeral playlist, or a musical tribute, is pretty stupid actually. How trite.  This guy died, here's his favorite song

I'm still totally having one though because I'm lame

Too bad they ended up playing at state fairs and Indian casinos and crap

Breathe deep, the gathering gloom. Watchlights fade from every room. Bedsitter people look back and lament, another day's useless and a year's spent. Impassioned lovers wrestle as one, lonely man cries for love and has none. New mother picks up and suckles her son, senior citizens wish they were young. Cold-hearted orb that rules the night - remove the colors from our sight - red is gray, and yellow white - but we decide which is right - and which is an illusion

Why are bisque and risque spelled the same

Yet pronounced differently?

Listen you fuckers, you screwheads

Here is a man who would not take it anymore here is

I love that little glitch part in Taxi Driver. I'm also typing this while listening to Revolution 9. I still love this song, it still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Woohooohh

Some people are made of plastic
And you know some people are made of wood
Some people have hearts of stone
Some people are up to no good

But baby, I'm for real
I'm as real as real can get
If what you're looking for is real loving
Then what you see is what you get

What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
I said, what you see (what you see) is what you get now, baby (is what you get)
And the real thing is the best thing yet (the best thing yet)

You know some people are made of lies
To bring you down and shame your name
But baby, I have good intentions
'Cause breaking hearts just ain't my game

All I want to do is love you
And sugar, I won't fill you with regret, no, no
If what you're looking for is real loving
Then what you see is what you get

What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
I mean, what you see (what you see) is what you get now, baby (is what you get)
And the real thing is the best thing yet (the best thing yet)

Cracks between the paving stones

Like rivers of flowing veins

Machaca

Meaty

Madeline Kahn was attractive

Oh Lily Lily Lily Lily legs Lily Lily

Dean

Down each avenue or via, street or strada
You can see 'em disappearing two by two
On an evening in Roma

I hear you're mad about Brubeck

Bllllleditti Brubeck

Steely Dan's Aja album's absurdism lyrics shaped my life

To a large extent. Chinese music under Banyan Tree, angular banjos, dude ranches above the sea, expanding men...

Hi

Sup

Yase

https://www.youtube.com/user/thebeatles

With this mixed up fury

Crazy Beauty

Healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I set on my trek with a headstart back to truth

(A headstart back to truth, or you? I never knew)

A hostage to kindness

and the wheels underneath her

Bah

Pfft

Russell Crowe

Has bad skin

I tell you this

No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

Ive probably posted this before, but it still stands

American Boy, American Girl

Most beautiful people in the world

Son of the frontier

Indian swirl

Dancing to the midnight

whirlpool

Formless

I hope it can continue a little while longer

I hate posed pictures

Candid pictures are the way to go. I want to capture a slice of time, not some set up fakery

Hey

Days may be cloudy or sunny
We're in or we're out of the money
But I'm with you always
I'm with you rain or shine

"I have latent, undiscovered talent in me! Maybe my progeny will be she to realize the dream!

Said every parent ever

Ruth Buzzi

More like Ruth Buzzikill

In the 70s

There was a hip trend to act like LOL I drink all the time LOL I love liquor LOL, like Foster Brooks, The Dean Martin schtick, etc.

Now that weed is becoming legal / more mainstream, there's going to be guys who become pot guys, pot equivalents of Foster Brooks, The Dean Martin schtick, Etc, only with weed. And it's not going to age well and it's going to be looked upon as stupid in like 10 years

A dumber than usual post

Okay forget it, I'm not going to post it. Hi.

It is knowing

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream
It is not dying, it is not dying

Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining

Yet you may see the meaning of within
It is being, it is being

Love is all and love is everyone
It is knowing, it is knowing...

... that ignorance and hates may mourn the dead
It is believing, it is believing

But listen to the colour of your dreams
It is not living, it is not living

So play the game "Existence" to the end...
... Of the beginning, of the beginning

Of the beginning, of the beginning

Viva

Viva László Kovács

Capt. America

You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud.

Bruce Foxton

Is the ultimate underrated bass player. Check out set the house Ablaze

Blogger won't let me post pictures

Unless I take them in real time. Why do I even use this anymore? I'm fairly certain 0 people read this except me. Whatever, I'm only doing this so my son has something to base his life on.

Hmm

When did Keith Morrison

Become a caricature of himself?

Taint no big thing

To wait for the Bell to ring
Taint no big thing
The tole of the Bell

My test for "great song" has always been

If they reference Hully Gully in it, then it's a great song.

Everyone should set this to their alarm wake up tone

https://youtu.be/YQkMTxmc_XE

Wow, blogger is a horrible monstrosity

I tried to attach two pictures  and it wigged out. Blaeeerrrr

For the other half of the sky

Woman

There are more beautiful songs

Than Bill Evans's "Tenderly" from the Everybody Digs Bill Evans album, but I can't think of any right now. That ending part where it sounds like he's not done even though he should be is the most charming thing ever.

Someone needs to cover white punks on dope

By The Tubes. I've probably posted this before on this blog but fuck it, I'm old and this blog is too. Don't make me break out the old chestnut that Oh Yeah by Roxy Music needs to be covered by a contemporary Country artist. Seriously, it's a perfect fit.

Round Table Pizza's Chicken and Garlic Supreme

Is my favorite chain pizza. It's delicious, admit it.

My back to the wall

A victim of laughing chance

Drive to LA from Vegas and listen to the Anthology version of All Things Must Pass

And be like me

Birkenhead

To pretend to be happy would only be idiocy

Lo Dee lo Dee lodee doh

Electronic

Would you lie to me
If you thought I was wrong
You deserted me
When it all went wrong

But it's too late to wash my hands
We're caught in a trap
Set for a man

Truly random

We have a place in our house called the Shecky Greene area.

https://youtu.be/z22nzBVLCto

So useless to ask me why

Throw a kiss and say goodbye

WALTER BECKER

Sup

Hi

I tell you this

No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

I think I've posted this before but who cares

We're in a tight spot

Mike Douglas was cool

I used to watch his talk show after school almost every day, I always thought he seemed like a cool guy. Completely random thought.

I have a lot to say

And nowhere to say it

Well when i die don't you bury me a'tall

Just nail my bones up on the wall

Beneath these bones let these words be seen

This is the bloody Gears of a boppin' machine

Did our ancestors

Oh, I forgot

Radio

Clambake

In fact the entire album Donald Fagen The Nightfly

Is great. Okay bye

I can't wait till I move to the city when I finally make up my mind to learn design and study overseas. I'm sure I've typed those lyrics Nine times into this blog by now, but I love this whole album

Oh also

Donald Fagan's Maxine is godhead

Charkie azzawi. Jk, attn Charlie

Give my music a chance. I gave my dad's music a chance after many years of resisting it and ended up enjoying a lot of it. Give me the same courtesy okay bye

PS you're so cool

Try crawling like a viper through these Suburban scenes. Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet. My teacher questioned me when I used​ the word "languid" on something in grade school. I had to tell her it was from a Steely Dan song. Ask Jeff Cope, Charlie. I appoint him musical arbiter. okay bye

The torch I carry is handsome

It's worth its heartache in Ransom

And when the twilight steals

I know how the lady in the harbor feels

Twin Peaks season 3

The fuck

The International Pizzicato Five Year

Was 23 years ago.

This political climate

Will foment a new punk rock. But what will it be?

Well I tried

To get radio Clambake going tonight, but my microphone only comes out of one speaker for some reason. I started to mess with it but then I got sweaty

I like telling jokes to animals

Because they look at you blankly yet approvingly, like YESSSSUH! no matter what you say to them

Languid

And bittersweet

Drinking

Puts a rosey patina on everyday life. But, isn't that the main goal of life? Isn't that what we're trying to do with their lives, in other ways, every day? And, if you refuse to put that rosey patina on your life, aren't you declared insane?

The magnifying circus the magnifying circus

A wealth of detail is going cheap

Luxuria

Put out the fetch-candle
If you're coming through
And be my familiar spirit
If you want to
Deliver me unto my desire
Deliver me unto my desire
I'm up on the heights
I'm still up on the heights

There ain't nothing in the world these days

They ain't got nothing
They've got sweeeeeet fuck all

Or play the game

Existence til the end

Of the beginning

Youth

Those guitar licks from Holiday In Cambodia while standing on some random lifeguard tower

Summation

I was here
If you're reading this, you are here.
One day, you won't be here
And someone will read this
While they are here.

So just jump
on the conveyor belt
and relax...

I just cried

Inexplicably, At the tap dancing scene in la la land. I love southern California.

Windy.

Windy.

That it's over now

You're a big fat cow
And you're outta here

An old lyric that refuses to die

Comedy gold is comedy gold

Tracy Turnblad

(The Ricki Lake version)

<3

I have a serious boner for

The Jordanaires. Not an actual boner, but you know.

Demimonde is a

Cool word.

Attn tomorrow's poop

https://flic.kr/p/QcFJ2x

Havarti, roast beef, salami quesadilla with Taco bell Diablo sauce. It was good!

This song reminds me of having the flu when I was 9

Fever dreams to this song.

https://youtu.be/s4rXEKtC8iY

Tom Jones homage

I enjoy this homage to Tom Jones. No idea what they're saying though. https://youtu.be/ZnZLI2yDvO4

Everybody's green

'Cause I'm the one who won your love

Man one of my favorites

Blarr

Vegas Blarr

Achilles only had an Achilles heel

I've got a whole Achilles body

Malo -Just Say Goodbye

Good song

One sweet dream

Pick up the bags, get in the limousine. Soon we'll be away from here, step on the gas and wipe that tear away

It's just a rumor that's been spread around town

By the women and children. Chet Baker

I would beg and steal

I jumped out of a car once, with a guitar, and sang a completely tuneless (yet heartfelt) version of Love Me to a girl. She didn't go for it. WTF

Let's roll the dice

In a fool's paradise

My love love to meee eeeee eeeee

Shoulder

Pink Floyd -Nobody Home

Is criminally overlooked and underrated

How

How much brain power is devoted to remembering lyrics? Sometimes I know all the words to a song that I haven't heard in years, and I wonder how much toll that's taking on my brain

The doors man

Out here in the perimeter there are no stars. Out here we is stoned, immaculate

Onions

Are good

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town

Beep beep

Johnny Farragut

Baby please don't go

Ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure to present on my album Mr. Dizzy Gillespie. Blow!

Yes I got some candy kisses for your lips  Yes I got some honeysuckle chocolate chip n kisses full of love for you
Probably a repost, because I like this song.

They need to start

Putting The Cramps songs in movies.
There, I called it. If you finally do, at least give me credit.

Some Jesus freak musician guy i used to work with

Once said that the guitar in The Cramps's "Call of the Wighat" was"classic swing guitar", even though he was diametrically opposed to it. I still agree with him, about this one issue only.

Into the depths of the criminal world

I follow her

Bawwww diddiduddudududidud

Got to be at least 500 inches

Cubic inches in a 7500 mile road. Boy I miss my Mustang.

The generic music that they've used for years in the background of Morongo Casino commercials

Is a blatant rip-off of New Rhumba by Miles Davis. It infuriates me everytime I hear it. I used to hear it in other commercials too, but I guess Morongo Casino, in this area at least, has a monopoly on that stock music.

Genetic

https://youtu.be/0Fv0fB8n9zw

So this is just about the best song ever

https://youtu.be/ZIrNtAq-t8w

When your eyes met mine it was eternity

I don't care if this might be a repost, this is a great song.

DO NOT DISCOUNT

The harmonies of Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66.
Bim Bom? Nigga please, those harmonies are outstanding.

If you know anyone who can give me cheap web and radio stream hosting, let me know.

Here's a picture of my garage floor.

Sup

radioclambake.com is back! A little. More to come soon.

Dans lesquels je sombre

Helllllooo Dad

I'm currently getting down to Wes Montgomery. Is music genetic, or is good music just good music? We may never know the answers to these questions.

Encores

In live shows...

They always pretend like they're leaving, the crowd chants and screams for them to come back, then they come back and play one or two more songs. If I was in a band, I would tell the audience if they had to remain perfectly quiet otherwise he wouldn't come back. See how quiet they could get. When you come back on stage, the crowd would erupt.

Blood sweat and tears

Spinning wheel is an indulgent yet audacious and ballsy song. I wonder why they didn't become more popular.

Mythos

Mythos

Drive West on Sunset to the Sea

I live nowhere near Sunset Boulevard, but I've actually driven West on Sunset to the Sea while listening to Babylon sisters. I have also experienced Santa Ana winds, and I've been to TJ. Oh Lordy, have I been to TJ. I've never jogged with show folk on the sand though. I've gotta with on that. Oh, hashtag steely Dan or whatever

Not right

I'm 49 and singing "youth explosion" loudly in my garage...

The Doors

The only band that represents a specific time period. What I mean is, the doors always evoke an instant 1968 vibe. Any Doors song comes on and it instantly transports you to the late sixties, for better or worse.

Oh i can't sleep at night

Since you've been gone

I never weep at night

I can't go on

Don't you know I can't take it?
I don't know who can.
I'm not going to make it
I'm not that kind of man

Sweaty.

Sweaty.

I want to be a

Vibraphonist.

Homestyle

What does "homestyle" even mean anymore?

And in the end

The love you take
Is equal to the love
You make
Aaahh-haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Leave your worries behind

So grab your friends
Get the train comin' through
Climb on board
Where you leave's up to you

Leave your worries behind
'Cause rain, shine don't mind
We're ridin' on the groove line tonight

I predict

A moderate earthquake on California's Central Coast within the next 48 hours.  Maybe.
Edit: I was wrong. To all the people who say I can never admit when I'm wrong, there, I just did.

Steely Dan -green earrings

The Greek medallions part sounds like a man having a conversation with a guitar. I may have posted that before but who cares

Oh yeah

I forgot that sorry by the colourfield has one of my favorite little guitar bits ever. Such pleasing tones

The Residents The King and Eye

Is like if aliens heard Elvis Presley music and tried to interpret it in the best way they could

Yo

Happy birthday (technically yesterday)

Interstellar Overdrive's

Leslie effect at the end just made me dizzy

I wonder how much of my brain

Is devoted to remembering song lyrics?

Dude

Bruce Foxton man. One of the greatest bassists ever.

To a friend

Speaking of vibraphones, which we weren't, but have you checked out Dave Pike? Jesus Christ I sound like my dad. But really, Dave Pike

I have become my jazz-invasive father

In halos

And rolls and gold folds

Kerouac. Look it up, future Charlie.

In cold water

There are men high up there fishing
Haven't seen quite enough of the world
Ooh, I ain't seen a sign of my heroes
And I'm still diving down for pearls

Oh, let me flow into the ocean
Yeah, let me get back to the sea
Let me be stormy and let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free

I'm flowing under bridges
Then flying through the sky
I'm traveling down cold metal
Just a tear in a baby's eye

Oh, let me flow into the ocean
Oh, let me get back to the sea
Oh, let me be stormy and let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free, set me free

I am not the actor
This can't be the scene
But I am in the water
As far as I can see

Oh, I'm remembering distant memories
Recalling other names
Rippling over canyons
And boiling in the train

Oh, let me flow into the ocean
Let me get back to the sea
Let me be stormy and let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free, set me free

Set me free, I wanna drown in cold water

Cracks between the paving stones

Like rivers of flowing veins

Taint no big thing

To wait for the Bell to ring

Taint no big thing

The toll of the Bell

Pissing

And streaming call of the wighat in my pocket. 2016.

And in the end

The love you take is equal to the love you make.

I predict

In the future there is going to be Nostalgia for video game lobbies of today. Maybe even themed restaurants and stuff

This is the day

Of the expanding man

Let's not forget

That Another Brick in the Wall Part 1 is a great, criminally underlooked song. I have to pee.

Uncage the colors, unfurl the flag

Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you're a boy

Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you're a boy

When you're a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you're a boy
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favourite things
When you're a boy

Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out

Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you're a boy

They'll never clone ya
You're always first on the line
When you're a boy

When you're a boy
You can buy a home of your own
When you're a boy
Learn to drive and everything
You'll get your share
When you're a boy

Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out

I did it!

I think I've said this before here, but I've accomplished it!

https://youtu.be/gvDwr9-MlfE

Haven't you heard?

It's a battle of words! the poster bearer cried

So John Lennon

Longs for his mom in a spiritual and semi-mystical way in the song Julia, then later does the song God that throws all belief away? I wonder how he would feel about it now, if he was still alive.

You see, now that I'm old I realize so much more about life and its machinations and pitfalls. When I was younger, and an older person would tell me this type of thing, I would blow it off. But it's real. You gain more Vision as you get older. You always think you have maximum vision - when you're 5, 10, 15, 20. But it always gets wider. You just don't realize it. Blarr ramble ramble ramble

My wife

Is beautiful. Seriously, she's got classic features.

Isn't it a pity?

Now isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts
And cause each other pain

How we take each other's love
Without thinking anymore?

Forgetting to give back

Isn't it a pity?

My son

Will automatically cherish movies, music, and other Media made in 2019ish.

Sean Young

In "Stripes" was incredibly attractive. Wow.

Instant breakfast

I am out of season all year 'round
Hear machinery roar to my empty sound
Touch my heart and feel winter
Hold my hand and be doomed forever

Johnno

People say I'm crazy, doing what I'm doing
Well, they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin
When I say that I'm okay, well, they look at me kinda strange
"Surely, you're not happy now, you no longer play the game"

People say I'm lazy, dreaming my life away
Well, they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me
When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall
"Don't you miss the big time, boy. You're no longer on the ball"

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go

Some new artist

Should cover Heaven 17's "let me go" and make a zillion dollars

Bobby Troupe

It winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than 2000 miles all the way,

Won't you get hip to this timely tip
When you make that California trip?

Won't you get hip to this timely tip
When you make that California trip?

Get your kicks on Route 66!

Revolution 9

In its entirety, very loud. Dig that stereo separation. Cathartic somehow

Man,

Deacon Blues is one of my top 5 favorite songs ever. Let this be known, let this be broadcast.

I am forging ahead

In life, with whatever seems right to me. So far so good. Rad on all fronts.

I couldn't sing

Then I could sing, now I cant again. So unfair.

Guitar

Naive and wise with no sense of time
As I set my clock with a heart beat, tick tock
Violent and mild, common sense says I'm wild
With this mixed up fury, crazy beauty
It's healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I get on my trek with a head start back to you

1am

Flailing

My dad's song to my mom

https://youtu.be/n4KrMmhC6OM

Although I don't think she remembers

Here's to you guys

I'm blasting roundabout

And I'm not sure why

Ace Face

My comfortable existence is reduced to a shallow meaningless party

Vic Tayback

https://youtu.be/D-f6hZ-K42o

In your mind you have capacities you know

https://youtu.be/_BrSVOOK610

I can hear you singing in the wires

I can hear you through the whine

You never give me your money

Is literally the best of the Beatles. The perfect Beatles song.

Blue In Green (Take 2)

Is good. Bill Evans, man

Drunk

At the cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. Fun but expensive

How come

History of the world part one isn't available on any streaming service that I can find? Mel Brooks, do you care to answer?

Let it be known

I was drunk today. Sup adult Charlie

The Cramps -Tear It Up

Drunken couple song par excellence

Jeff Cope

Jeff Cope never changes.

Let's talk about cars

This song reminds me of death. You die, then you inexplicably hear Mexican radio as you're floating up. Then the EMT's/mortuary workers are also inexplicably speaking French as you lament the loss of trivial things. Then everything slows down and fades.

I talk to the wind

My words are all carried away

When i saw you first the time was half past three

When your eyes met mine it was eternity

Shut

The
Fuck
Up

Steveland

Our love is at an end
But you say now you have changed
But tomorrow will reflect love's past

I love

Standing

Does anybody read this?

More importantly, does anyone read this that used to listen to radio clambake? I need advice...

Yes I've got some candy kisses for your lips

Yes I've got some honeysuckle chocolate chip and kisses full of love for you

Poughnytail

Mmm

Hmm. I may like Dave Pike's version better though. Sorry Miles.

Jimmy McGriff

Groove Grease. So groovy.

Scanning

the world's media to find something meaningful for my existence. Analyzing what my dad loved, just looking for some insight. Over and over.

I drove

through the Mojave Desert once, listening to (the Anthology versions of) while My Guitar Gently Weeps and Something. With 400 horsepower and a broad by my side, it was iconic to say the least. A real dawn of man- history repeating-timeless ocean of sand thing. Not sure why, it just happened.

Someone should make a video of sweeping skylines and life in Manhattan

Set to Miles Davis's All Blues. I've had that idea since I was maybe 20, ex girlfriends will back me up on this. But I have no skills. someone make this ok go

Well you can't see it by satellite and baby that's cheatin'

The president's callin' an emergency meetin'

The King of Siam sent a telegram saying

Wop bobba loopa loppa loopa lappa lam

Hoo weeeeeeee

Chinese hello

I'm

OK. Wow.

There's not enough love for the Jordanaires

On the Internet

Wtf

Solo

I hope my

son is less absurdist than me

I talk to the wind

My words are all carried away

Johnny marr

Is the Keith Moon of the guitar world

The colors of Amelie

Are like the colors of your memory, colors not usually seen in task life. Best cinematography ever

Garota de Ipanema translated

Look what a beautiful thing
More full of grace
Is it girl
Coming and going
A sweet swing
Sea Way
Golden girl body
From Ipanema sun
Your balanced
It's more than a poem
It is the most beautiful thing
I've seen pass
Ah! because I'm so alone
Ah! because everything is so sad
Ah! the beauty that exists
The beauty that is not only my
That also goes alone
Ah! If she knew
That when she passes
The smiling world
Is filled with grace
And it is more beautiful
Because of love

BERTIE HIGGINS

LIVES!

I can dig rappin'

I'm ready

I can dig scrappin'

So I'm the crazy person

Because I hate shitty fucking 30 seconds to mars fuck

Heatwave's

The Groove Line is still one of my top 20 favorite songs ever. I let some large kid named Sanders listen to my cassette tape of the song at Summer School, & I earned street cred from it. That's not why I like it though, the song just rules.

This still amazes me

http://youtu.be/Hr3HCNIgv40

I feel so unsure

As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor

Right now

In actively spending my new years Eve with guys who are RAPPING and freestyling

Sand's a time of its own

Take your seaside arms and write the next line

I love you son

With your curled up joker lips and rapier-sharp wit. You are gold

Super buzzed

Bracing myself against the dresser. Listening to Blue In Green by Miles Davis, knowing that it will also be played at my funeral

Ah the

Ancestral mance

Does anybody here

Remember Vera Lynn?

I like the Smokey and the Bandit song

Eastbound and down. Jerry Reed, represent

Bwarrrr

Blarrrr

Reese's are

So good

RIP Fred Berry

I know I'm like 11 years late, but I enjoyed him on what's happening. That guy could dance

The guitar solo in

I'm Free by The Who is so bitchin. I'm no musician, but I sure wish I was. But I love that concise little guitar riff

Also

New Order - Procession is a great song

Jim Morrison

In "Five To One" from The Doors In Concert... Is good. To be honest, I forgot what I was originally going to write that's okay. No one read this except me
EDIT: Oh yeah. Going to say is that it's my favorite vocals by Jim Morrison. So manic, yet controlled.

Extended drunkenness

At agua

So instead of a big bang, maybe it was

More like a de-arrangement of stacked matter? Has anyone looked into this?

Is it possible

That instead of a big bang at the beginning of the universe, that the universes may have all been stacked up in some way? Seriously.

You know what?

Ventura Highway by America is a solid, awesome song. Although, there are no "gator lizards" on Ventura Highway, it kind of makes no sense. I'm sure there's a deeper meaning, but I shouldn't have to research it, you know what I mean? hello future

The lackadaisical drumming on strawberry fields forever

Really makes it for me, man

Attention Morrissey

Miserable Lie by The Smiths (studio version from"The Smiths" joe dallesansro cover) is the best song ever made, by any artist. I salute you. Damn.

Thela hun gingeet

Is good

Quadro

I'm flowing under bridges, and flying through the sky

I love my wife

She's great.

Fucking

Mannix theme man

Man this is great

Not good, GREAT!  http://youtu.be/_VhoWumQntM

Cretins.

Arr

Just viper mad

Must have my fun
I'm never sad
It can't be done

The Cramps

Always make you feel just a little bit drunker.

I think I love

Bossa Nova

For my money

The best-written melody in modern music is WAVE by Jobim (+Sinatra). Really.

Valhalla

http://youtu.be/nJBDcb7kq_g

Hearing my son

Read aloud in his bed from below his window on a balmy California evening. Cool.

Barts pub

Blarrrrrr

The air

Smells like the ocean tonight

Listening to

Antonio Carlos Jobim while drunk has become a secret passion of mine

Dumb people

are dumb

Technical ineptitude

Is fucking unacceptable in 2014

The draw man 1970s kcet show

Does anyone else remember this show? I sure do, but the internet apparently has forgotten it. I'm pretty sure it was Los Angeles area only, where a guy with glasses in a monotone voice would show you how to draw heads, houses, birds, etcetera. Anyone?

When

The summer came you were not around
Now the summer's gone and love cannot be found
Where were you when I needed you last winter

Some "new country" singer should

Cover Roxy Music's "Oh Yeah". It has that certain phrasing

Energine

Barco

Drano hot shot
Wack attack
Helium
Nitrous oxide
Formaldehyde

Some new kind of kick

Johnny depp's finest performsnce

Ed Wood

Ok top

200

Fee Waybill

Where are you Fee Waybill!

PS white punks on dope is my top 50 favorite songs ever, and I maintain someone should record it in an acoustic version remake

36 hours

Rolling in pain
Praying to someone
Free me again

Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm

Like a Sunday in TJ
That it's cheap but its not free
And I'm not what I used to be
And that love's not a game for free

I love Santa Ana winds

Gives me an excuse to listen to Babylon Sisters at maximum volume.

"Turn that jungle music down"

Snapshot of a life, 2014

No one will read this

I know. Currently listening to I'll remember April by Cal Tjader

Life

What a weird trip

I'm having a

Drunken moment with Roxy Music at the moment

Radio Clambake

Now more than ever

Ok

Annie Hall is my favorite movie of all time.

A travesty

I meant a travesty, but I forgot the word for a brief second.

Dammit

Apocalypse Now redux is a horrible aberration.

312 am

There's a sandstorm in rancho mirage. 16th floor

Stumbling around

A garage, watching Zardoz on my phone.  Bluuuuuuuuu

Blue Jasmine

I like the inclusion of some west coast jazz in the west coast scenes. I like Woody Allen.

I'm having

a life moment, standing in the garage, listening to Claire de Lune, all by myself. Hooray for March 2014

That shape is my shade

There where I used to stand

Russell Ziskey

Died

Human beings

What weird stock

John Entwistle and his

Bass on The Real Me. Damn

But i know my luck too well

Yes I know my luck too well
And I'll probly never see you again
I'll probly never see you again
I'll probly never see youuuuu againnnnn

And I was right

Haha badouin

Now i wanna

Be your dog

Well come on

*vuuuuu woooi vuuu vuuu woovuuu vuuu vuu*

The Who - live at leeds

Boy I love the version of Young Man Blues offa this album. It sounds like a combination of The Who, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath all at the same time. And Roger Daltrey sounds particularly vitriolic.

Yaaaa

Yaaaa

Life

A weird wheel. Ps Wes Montgomery ftw

I fail

At keeping the teen crowd entertained. Yes, that's a blatant exaggeration, but you know what I'm saying.

So i play

The  traditional 3 song radio clambake new years eve songs... To myself

1 McDonald's double cheeseburger

+1 Del Taco Del Inferno hot sauce packet= good

Ya

You'd like it, man

Greek

(Creeg)
Medallions
(Prreng)
Sparkle
(Criei)
When you smile
(BLAR NURUNUUNU)

I blocked the song babe by Styx

Out of my brain this whole time. I just stumbled upon it and man 8th grade . Babe I love you. Oooooooooooooohhh Babe

Matter of fact it's all dark

All that you touch
And all that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
And all that you love
And all that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
And all that you give
And all that you deal
And all that you buy
Beg, borrow or steal
And all you create
And all you destroy
And all that you do
And all that you say
And all that you eat
And everyone you meet
And all that you slight
And everyone you fight
And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

A whine about how people are idiots

Peeeople arrree iiidiotttts

Stray Cat Strut

In Bart's Pub
I XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX in this parking lot once. Oops I shouldn't have typed that I'm drunk and Lavonne just served me a  freshie.

Seine

When one has nothing in itself - When there is no longer a refuge -
When you can not escape - When you do not know it jogging
Black as night - Yes, black as my soul -
Black as the waters - in which I sink

prediction

Someone will simplify musical instruments in the next 50 years.

If

My dad were alive in this day and age of technological connectivity, he would be sending drunken texts telling his outlying friends to "get into" some obscure band or another. In those days you had to do it by phone or US Mail, now I can do it without a second thought over the Internets. I guess we all do it. The human condition. Whatever. Trippy.

I just realized I'm a

46 year old married man

My son just said

That he loved me because I knew a lot about computers and I didn't talk much

Text from mah sonnn

Midadismidad

So its Halloween

And you feel like dancin'
And you feel like shinin'
And you feel like letting loose

Whatcha gonna be
Babe, you better know
And you better plan
Better plan all day

Better plan all week
Better plan all month
Better plan all year

You're dressed up like a clown
Putting on your act
It's the only time all year
You'll ever admit that

I can see your eyes
I can see your brain
Baby, nothing's changed

You're still hiding in a mask
You take your fun seriously
No, don't blow this year's chance
Tomorrow your mold goes back on

After Halloween

You go to work today
You'll go to work tomorrow
Shitfaced tonight
You'll brag about it for months

Remember what I did
Remember what I was
Back on Halloween

But what's in between
Where are your ideas
You sit around and dream
For next Halloween

Why not everyday
Are you so afraid
What will people say

After Halloween

Because your role is planned for you
There's nothing you can do
But stop and think it through
But what will the boss say to you

And what will your girlfriend say to you
And the people out on the street they might glare at you
And whadya know you're pretty self-conscious too

So you run back and stuff yourselves in rigid business costumes
Only at night to score is your leather uniform exhumed
Why don't you take your social regulations
And shove 'em up your ass

I saunter

Off into the Great Desert again tomorrow

I love the subtext in

Splendido off the price is right soundtrack. The horn arrangement is sublime, I gotta say it's one of my favorite songs ever

People are vacuous cunts

With few exceptions

Dumbbbbbb

You speak to God

Through your actions

Im crosseyed drunk

In cathedral city, CA. Wth

If they ever make a movie about Bill Evans

Crispin Glover should play him. Bill Evans the pianist.

Im older

Than John Lennon was. Weird.

Dying battery

I was delayed I was waylaid
An emergency stop, I smelt the last ten seconds of life

Vivid and in your prime

You will leave me behind

You will leave me behind

You will leave me behinnnnndddddd-uh

Wow, I just realized

That my life is a lot like the song Watching The Wheels by Johnno

Why do women

have bachelorette parties with penis cakes  and funny little penis-shaped prizes... Wouldn't men be thrown in jail for having a party with giant vaginas all over the place?

Thank you, Paul Weller,Mick Talbot, Steve White, et al

For my ever changing moods, among other things.

I know

That the song The Soft Parade is a cobbled together pastiche from many drunken Jim Morrison sessions, but I really enjoy the juxtaposition of the different musical styles, all in one song.OK bye

I like the Doors

I like the Doors

It's safe to say

That, genetically, my son will be having many drunken  conversations with my dead self while peeing some time in the future

David Huddleston

Hold it men, he's not bluffing.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Shitty people beget shitty people

Heatwave-always and forever always reminds me

Of pissing in a casino, because I've heard that song in 2 different casino bathrooms. I may have even posted that before but I'm too lazy/apathy-y to look

Marker

You know you really have a memorable wife when...

Las Vegas bartenders remember you from a year and a half ago by sight

Wow

I really really really enjoy Blazing Saddles. Mel Brooks is the best.

Where are all the absurdists?

I am watching psych out right now, and in this movie and many other movies from the 60's there are so many absurdists. For instance, in the beginning scene of this movie, the Haight Ashbury district is filled with people with blank signs protesting nothing. I love that idea, but whatever happened to all of these absurdists? Are they alive? Dead? Incognito? PS I am using speech to text, so this is the most poorly worded blog post ever

I still do radio clambake

FOR MYSELF LOLO

I judge

All stereo systems on the ability to reproduce steve whites intricate symbols on home breakers . Is that wrong?

Now

Now that I posted that I probably jinxed myself, and he's going to be some jerk or something. Hope not though. Sup dude

How

Our son is so cool, intrinsically. How?

Is it wrong

That I feel most like Woody Allen in Annie Hall? I wonder if anyone identifies most with, say, Will Smith in Independence Day , or something?

Godfrey Cambridge

Had a really good speaking voice

All the animals

Come out at night

A shadow

'Cross the blue Miami sky
As we hear the causeway by
The big hotels
We fought
Now I can't remember why

Wow

Shirley Jones was banging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzj7F1qwcgk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Weird how

One of the defining songs of my childhood slash youth is Black Cow by Steely Dan. Odd

I love

walking around and having Acknowledgement screaming out of my pocket. Literally.

'trane, baby.

Is it me or

Are the who the most underappreciated band ever? Also, new glasses whoaaa

Come to my side child

Don't leave me alone stay with me darling I can't face is on my own I want you to be with me I need you in life I want you forever I'll be yours and you'll be mine

Eat shit

I go to college that makes me so cool

I live in a dorm and show off at the pool

When your lonely heart

Has learned its lesson

When you bossa nova, there's no holding

Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere?

Lbc

Hi hi-dollar beer drinking on California's olden days Gold Coast

Garage.

Cool.

Single tree, this live

A single tree. A desolate horizon. I have no choice but to turn back to the Christmas lights-colored humans to my left and their "party".

17

Driving rain, piss drunk, 17, watching Bowie's "Boys keeep Swinging" video in awe whilst being told to leave some party... What are we gonna do now?

New

A real man listens to his father's music whilst drinking

I did it

Wow, my 4 year old

Really likes bossa nova!

Music is scary

it reminds you of things, whether you want it to or not.

This is no one night stand it's a real occasion

Close your eyes and you'll be there

It's everything they say

Ladies and gentlemen

How do

Hey, I just made this up

We are all alive at the same time, riding this same planet. Shouldn't that be enough to allow us to embrace each other unequivocally?

Really

I'm forced to.listen to.Katy Perry? What am I, at a birthday party for 11 year olds? FUUUUXKJJKKK

Oh Dindi

Like the song of the wind in the

Trees

And the yelllllllll

Gone off in a world filled with stuff

Cranking

Macho Insecurity at 230 am, January whatevereth 2013

So useless to ask me why

Throw a kiss and say goodbye

Ode

Aah, pollen...

Random

I found a cheat code for my washing machine

What's next, strategy guides for ovens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZKqpoVX3t4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Attenton whores

Suck

I don't know why

But that fucking Paul McCartney/ Dave Grohl/krist Novoseliicociicic/ Pat Smear song on snl brings me to involuntary tears, drunk or sober. I just tested it again.  Closest I can come is that it feels like they brought Paul  out of some cryogenic/shitty/old man music freeze to sing another kick ass rock n roll song. Or something.  All I know is when the full band is jamming and there's that chord change near the end it brings  the tears to my eyes for some bizarre reason.

Patrick mcgoohan

Is cool

A mind can blow

Those clouds awayyyyy

this is the Nick winters show

and I do the entertaining, thank you.

Talia Shire's husband

Wrote Manhattan Skyline. That gets him into my cool book any day

I have gas issues

I hereby

declare that Rancho Cucamonga is the NEW ORANGE COUNTY ready go

Woody Allen

Woody Allen's movies are only good when the subject matter fits his style of music. Drunken wisdom.

Ya fuckers

Catch me I'm falling so fast and I can't seem to find All the reasons I had when the purpose was mine Now I stumble so fast rolling into the night Kiss me quick before I land and am broken in two Keep me on the right track, hold my dreams in tact too -I get lost in this place - I get lost, yes it's true

Quand on n'a plus rien en soi - Quand on n'a plus de refuge -Quand on ne peut plus fuir - Quand on ne sais on courrir Noir comme la nuit - Oui, noir comme mon ame -Noir comme les eaux - Dans lesquels je sombre [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/style+council/

down+in+the+seine_20132757.html ] Help me I'm sinking so fast into waters unplanned That I once held onto but have got out of hand Now the things that I loved are the things I can't stand

Squeeze me slow before I come to that part of the ground It's a million miles up and a million miles down I get lost in between and I wait to be found

Quand on n'a plus rien en soi - Quand on n'a plus de refuge -Quand on ne peut plus fuir - Quand on ne sais ou courrir -Noir comme la nuit - Oui noir comme mon ame -Noir comme les eaux - Dans lesquels je sombre

And in the waters I sink and in the waters I drink Until I rise to the top which in truth is not To make you feel your alright, to make you feel there's no fight -

Ya

Good morning day, how do you do I wonder - what will you do for me? I should be on my way, I should be earning pay, I should be all the things that I�m not -And I�ve tried on my own, now there�s nothing to keep me at home, Like my brother has too - gotta leave to get out of this view, You see they, tell you to move around -If you can�t find work in your own town.

As I rise from my bed I can hear the old man Blaming heaven & mother for this 30 years with one firm, 13 months redundant, Yes I�d say that�s unlucky for some -

Now our tears fall like rain, as my mother walks me to my train, With a kiss & a wave - "come home weekends" - that�s if I can save. I swear I�ll take it out on the man -Who ever devised this economy plan.

All the love in the world - can�t put -Dinner on the table -All the hate that I feel no love could put right

Good morning day, how do you do I wonder - what will you do for me? I should be on my way, I should be earning pay, I should be all the things that I�m not -

And I�ve tried on my own, now there�s nothing to keep me at home, All the love and the strength has been taken by this government, You see they, tell you to move around -If you can�t find work in your own town.

Father�s in the kitchen, counting out coins, Mother�s in the bedroom, looking through pictures of her boys, One is in london, looking for a job, The other�s in whitehall - looking for those responsible!

Solar panel technology

Seems like it needs to be refined and perfected. That's today's science tip from Radio Clambake 

Am I Don Johnson

Or Swanson and Swanson

These are good

I really

Miss Keith Moon and John Entwistle right now. Weird huh

rice krispies treats?

more like rice krispies threats am I right

the most precise guitar solo in existence

steely dan - green earrings 
thank you and good night

Why don't they make

some sort of chemical that bonds with greenhouse gases. then they could spray it as an aerosol in the air, and as it falls it would take  carbon down with it. then all wed have to do is sweep it up   

Look at me look at me

I have weird musical taste, I guess you could say I like to listen to things that people aren't supposed to listen to for enjoyment. Profound.

THE GOVERNMENT IS INSTALLING DEATH PANELS ON MY ROOF

nm those are solar panels

Languid

this is the night of the expanding man
I take 1 last drag as I approach the stand
I cried when I wrote the song
sue me if I play too long
THIS brother is free
I'll be what I want to be 

VIVA TURA SATANA

Tura Satana is dead? WTF
no wonder she never replied to my e-mail 

I stuck your marriage proposal

in the waste disposal
if that's the trash asthetic
then I suggest that we forget it

hey, abc writes great lyrics 

Mary steenburgen

Is hot.

Hotels

all hotel rooms should include  kitchenettes

La jolla

I am standing in la jolla right now,  amazed at the scenery from my  beachfront hotel room. but you can always have this, once you see it  just reimagine it  whenever, wherever you want.

nickel and dime bullshit

rebates, also known as "how hard are you willing to work for 10 dollars"

Best cer

eal ever

Headstart

naive and wise with no sense of time as I set my clock with the heart beat tick tock violent and mild common sense says I'm wild with this mixed up fury crazy beauty healthy to find all these feelings inside  as I get on my trek with a head start back to truth.

RANDOM PICTURES FOR NO REASON

 

ok

Macfags

Mac joneser : the more I read about macs the more I want more of them and I want more people to buy them so they can experience what owning a mac is really like

I just ate a fuckload of cookies

Quibble

is a word. Trip.

Temptation - New Order

Is good

HAIR

I had David Feherty’s hair. He’s famous, I looked homeless.

europa and the pirate twins by thomas dolby reminds me of dancing bear on crescent and knott

Please don't dumb down kerouac
for this new movie hype ok thanks

Declan

He drinks in self-defense

Hey

Oh nothing

I have nothing to say

Except for "hello, I currently exist"

Attn: snoop dogg

Faze-O: Ridin' High is a great song. do something with it.

REMOTE CONTROL MOON WAR

What a Moon In My Room nightmare... I bought some cheap Discovery Moon In My Room, a moon that you hang on the wall and control the phases with a remote control. Well somehow the remote stopped working. i looked up the manufacturer of "moon in my room" and it led me to Uncle Milton toys, so i wrote them and asked nicely for a new remote. Now some girl from Uncle Milton called me and asked for the model number so she could ship out the free new remote. It was only then i realized that this was a DISCOVERY CHANNEL MOON IN MY ROOM, not an UNCLE MILTON MOON IN MY ROOM. She almost balked at sending the remote but is going to anyway. i wonder if It’ll work? Or is there some war going on in the remote control moon industry?

 

(I just really wanted to use the phrase “Remote control Moon war”)

These are so good, mmm. buy them.

Ya

my lips are burning

Wrap your chops

Round this stick of tea
come on blow this gauge

Frank Sinatra

all the gold, silver, and gold
all you could hold up there on a moonbeam
poor, ain't nobody poor
long as love is sure

On the street of dreams

HMM

I have been factually  wrong a lot lately.  Is it old age, or stupidity?

Ringo Starr

Seems cool.

I love horn arrangements

A lot.

This song is what you start hearing 1 millisecond after dying,

as you float over to whatever. uncontrollable multiple-languaged-for-no-reason ULTIMATE WIND DOWN

 

Languid

here come those santa ana winds again, bad news...

hey cool. I use this on my phone but it seems to work on the internet webs web thing web too

From Crackle: Step Brothers

Watch "Steely Dan | Green Earrings EXTENDED (INSTRUMENTAL ~SANS LEAD GUITAR)" on YouTube

When you leave this life

relationships, love, and music are all you have.

copyright me

Mmm

someone take a snapshot, because I'm too drunk do it myself... right now,  952 pm in our backyard, 67 degrees. Man, this  is perfect with the  Jobim I am playing .

Fucking dullards...

Mmm

Turkey burgers from Carls Jr are godhead

I'm at a bar in the bowels of a multi story antique shop in riverside, california. weird.

Pick up line

I'm mister kawasaki!

Veal in the sky keeps on turnin

a RADIO CLAMBAKE FIRST

I think…

 

I’m doing tonight’s RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT in reverse…  Due (sort of) to a technical difficulty, I’m only now starting this new innovative kind of radio clambake… RADIIO CLAMBAKE TARGETED AT THE PODCAST AUDIENCE version at 12:30 am…  Download it at RADIO CLAMBAKE.COM   .

 

Ok thanks

I SALUTE UN SINN

UN Sinn listened to Radio Clambake Live Saturday Night Collectors Edition 2011 WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD. SALUD!

Sega

hey, gameworks is pretty cool. I'm glad there's still one left by our house.

Enter A Post Title

Drunk, alone, listening to Django. MAN OF THE YEAR

WELLER

When I find you waiting hours; oh,
You’re there to save my life for our obvious goal
We’ve got a headstart for happiness
For our part, guess we must be blessed
For this feeling to be so strong
Tell me is that so wrong? 
The space betweeen us for days has been so far;
I’ve spent a lonely week
Now I wanna be where you are
We’ve got a headstart for happiness, for our part
Guess we must be kissed by this force I feel inside
Now I’m not gonna hide.

All the roads that lead to struggles
Bring you back to where you need
Some reassurance in your own depth,
Only you can see, but let others feel
Peace in my mind I’m so happy to find
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.

When I find you waiting hours, oh
It’s my heart, not my head that takes control
And you’ve got to lead where your heart says go
And this hope that it turns out so
And that’s all that you can hope for
Can you expect much more? 

Naive and wise with no sense of time
As I set my clock with a heart beat, tick tock
Violent and mild - common sense says I’m wild
With this mixed up fury, crazy beauty
It’s healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.

DIZ

I’m listening to Dizzy Gillespie – Manteca right now, full blast. Man.

Standing outside in the dark while pantries are raided

chicken nuggets spinning in an oven and clowny clown clown are your future,wether you accept this or not

Wow

People sure like some shitty music

Tattoos are dumb

This is the only tattoo I'd ever consider getting. Then I'd shave it into different hairstyles/beards all the time!

Drunk in the garage x 500

Not that I'm complaining...

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Albert Brooks

 

in Taxi Driver is a great, underappreciated performance.

I'm sitting in the middle of the street in lake arrowhead

Yellow days

were all in the same, giant, heaving boat that is on a collision course with a giant rock. and none of us know how to steer.

I just bought a cd

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000036Y2/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1308715867&sr=8-1

Life is incredibly cyclical

From person to person, generation to generation. Genes are weird

Playing with the official blogger app

And stuff. Still listening to antonio carlos jobim. bossa nova is awesome

mobile blogging

is what I'm doing right now, with the use of speech to text on my android phone. elsa have a cold, but it seems to work pretty well. I will call honestly I'm incredibly bored and I'm just playing with my phone and I'm listening to antonio carlos jobim

attention MY SON 41 YEARS FROM NOW

One day my son's gonna be standing in the same position that I am right now,thinking about all the same things I'm thinking about right now. Weird. PS roxy music owns

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father

my dad would have killed for something like this. He was always writing in little note pads his random thoughts. weird to think that nowadays you can just speak into your phone and have whatever bullshit is in your mind translated in real time into real stuff that other people can immediately read

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hans plays with multi

lol t plays with chain jane plays with with me willie is happy again suki plays with leo sasha please with brit adolf build a bonfire enrico plays with it
Games without frontiers by peter gabriel via voice to text.

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I juxtaposition took a shot ls tequila and something at a bar with fake books

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cool

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo.

909

snapshot

hello future, there is a snapshot. it is may somethingth, 2011. That is all.

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IT'S NOT A BACKSLASHHHHHHHHH

Why do people STILL insist on calling the slash in a web address a backslash? Now, just to be clear, I'll lay it out for you once and for all:

THERE ARE NO BACKSLASHES IN WEB ADDRESSES. THEY ARE CALLED SLASHES.

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY, IT DIDN'T "JUST CHANGE RECENTLY."

fuck man

aah...

Summery.

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i

I just had a total 70s porn theater experience, alone, in my house, thanks to radio clambake. viva radio clambake!

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tips

To listen to Radio Clambake on an Android device, I use a player app called "A Online Radio". Worst name ever, but it works great. in fact, I'm listening right now.

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I'm so cool

I like punk, jazz, and j-pop. I'm so fucking cool

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radio clambakeeeeeee

I love radio clambake because I don't have to jockey for everyone's attention

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relationships are trippy

I've always tried to be stiller and meara with my significant others. I now realize that that's annoying and generally untenable. Salud, salud, salud

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Deacon blues is such a good song

I crawl like a viper through these suburban scenes (streets? ... I prefer scenes)

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I look

I look back on comments I've made in the past, can I find them to be retarded and stupid. Does that mean I'm still making stupid comments and I just don't realize it yet?

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vegas

sunday night in vegas are relatively mellow and cool

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e-cig

I'm smoking an e-cig in Vegas. Weird.

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yesssssssss - food orgasm

750 W Route 66
Glendora, CA 91740
(626) 335-1289
http://www.yelp.com/biz/petrillos-pizza-restaurant-glendora?no_splash=1
'>Petrillo's Pizza Restaurant

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hmm

I'm going to miss the "prestige" of pulling into Vegas with a badassish car

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let's play hardballlllll

Matthews: ‘Dismissive hatred’ a drag on GOP

Nice, Chris.

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Trapped in kid show purgatory, but...

Hey, the Upside Down Show is pretty fucking funny. Wonder why they only made one season of it? Also, that one guy looks like a young udo keir sort of

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Bill Coyne is dead.

And now, even in death, the old punk rock groupie broads throw themselves at him one final time... Except now they are all middle aged and the "throwing" is done via Facebook.

Adios, Wilhelm.

schwing

I have a crush on Kiki from the fresh beat band

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The FIRST RADIO CLAMBAKE FROM THE

New RADIO CLAMBAKE STUDIOS will be THIS Saturday, 03/13/2011. Probably.

9 crazy ways that RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM is infiltrating pop culture

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set the controls for the heart of the sun

...

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smoking an e-cigar in front of a sports bar. God, I'm a trendy fuck

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2 year old's musical preferences

He currently likes shoot to thrill by AC/DC. Not sure why.

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Life can't be successive rings of smallness because it doesn't take millions of years for light to get to, say, microbes, right?

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man alive

Man alive

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radio clambake is now

ON 24/7 thanks to the new dedicated server I built!

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I now live at the base of the

WIND VAGINA

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radio clambake - the lost tapes

I just found an old hard drive that contained about 5 gigs of radio clambake episodes. I think most of them are the golden age of radio clambake episodes, including puking, porkchop death threats, and lesbo shit.

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Trying to type this while a toddler assaults me

If I was a rich millionaire i would have a video wall of this running 24/7

 

 

Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?

There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.


Aww, I love that movie.

AND SO IT STARTS

migration sucks

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fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Uuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkking a

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awesome

Google sky map for Android is flat badass

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radio clambake mobileeeeeeeeeeeee

Uhh... I'm on Droid incredible, due to putting my old phone in the washing machine

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Fhdggdgf

Test

But all bars, pills, and freeways lead me back to the beach

HTC Droid incredible

Ya

Mr. DNA by Devo is the best song ever