I will be on kuci.org Halloween!!! on an all THE CRAMPS show. 6-10 pm! itll be SPOOKY

JACK WEBB IS COOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_High
Smarmy hipster Chet from Emergency! gets stoned and forgets his baby in the bathtub. Fast forward to about 21:45 for the fun stuff


And, of course, the ne plus ultra Dragnet scene ever…

MY HAIR IS GREEN AND I’M A TREE

Personal FunFact: I have always been accused of walking like Jack Webb. I also looked up "ne plus ultra" on the internet so I could sound cool. I also realized I've been spelling AND USING penultimate incorrectly my whole life. What a dick.

does EVERYTHING have to be filmed in shakycam these days?

by the way, any post here with no title is from my swinging 21st century MULTIMEDIA FEATURE PHONE, hence the brevity and poor punctuation

does extreme cold kill germs like extreme heat does? if so, why dont we freeze stuff to kill germs?

i survived another columbus day

new invention, by me: capicolla quesadilla

i havent worn shoes in months.

manteca by dizzy gillespie is one of the best songs ever. really.

i was born octover the ninth in liddypool - J. Lennon
OCTOBER THE NINTH IS THE NEW BOFFO EDITION OF LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE! you know, radioclambake.com

there will be RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT this saturday, in the evening. live.

im tinkering in the garage, labeling things, and listening to chet baker way too loud... i have now 100% become my dad.