the weird neighbors are listening to the dickies really loudly

Theres live RADIO CLAMBAKE this saturday, aug whateverth

when exactly do you start dying? when you are physically born? or at the moment of conception? whoaaa

i predict we will have a big earthquake in the next 7 days.

EDIT LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER: oops

durr, drunk, burrr

damn, drunk at 530pm. tonughts radio clambake will be horrible or interesting or both

dont miss ASK A LESBO tomorrow night on Radio Clambake

RADIO CLAMBAKE 08-07-2010

ANOTHER Radio Clambake will be presented for your dining and dancing pleasure this SATURDAY, 08-05-2010. Hello.

there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM this weekend, 99% sure itll be saturday night. Tune in, gays

trapped in a restaurant with mariachis. send help

EDIT: See? I wasn't lying

squeaking drunk chick next door is really annoying me

HAIR

I dyed my hair again, finally bit the bullet... although my traditional shade, Superman-style blue/black, no longer looks good... i have so much grey hair that the blue stuck almost exclusively to the grey... Now i have jet black hair with blue sides, in the sun at least.  I look like the clown version of Paulie from The Sopranos.

I will be on KUCI

Again, tonight from 6-8pm, on Jeff’s PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC show. Playing music! http://kuci.org

i will be on KUCI ( kuci.org ) on SUNDAY, 07/25/10 at 6pm pacific, playing Radio clambake favorites and Caddyshack things on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC

Finally – The definitive The Highway video!

I forgot I uploaded this to Vimeo!

Human Papilloma Virus is no laughing matter lol on Vimeo. It got taken off youtube because i titled it TEENS FUCKING or something equally inappropriate.

hey, that last radio clambake turned out pretty good.... well, it was fun for me at least! someone remind me to upload it

there will be <<<radio clambake>>> t is saturday, july somethingth

COOL

should i interview jon "bowser" bauman in radio clambake?

im walking around with "Within You, Without You" coming out of my pocket. technology is cool.

its been bugging me... if no one goes to the gulf coast for vacation, wont they go elsewhere, thereby boosting those economies instead? isnt it a wash?

i love hosing shit down

also, burnout paradise: the ultimate box is the most rewarding racing game ive played on the pc in a while.

ive had a boner for "Groove Line" by Heatwave since i was a kid, and i still love it

8 outrageous frauds involving Radio Clambake

Haha, not really. I got that title from LINKBAIT GENERATOR, as well as

“8 ways Radio Clambake can help you survive a plane crash”

“8 ways men try using Radio Clambake to get laid”

“Is Radio Clambake treated unfairly in the USA?”

and

“7 ways Radio Clambake could cure cancer”

 

Anyway, there WILL be new, LIVE Radio Clambake this Saturday, 6-26-10

 

6-26-10

Aaaaaaaaggh this blog is ugly. im drunk on a scratched up phone

odd moment: standing at a family pizza place with my 18.1 month old son, and anarchy for the u.k. starts blaring out of the guitar hero machine. time is weird.

you can spot a father a mile away

my phone is tripping! so is this horrendous looking blog

I'm on KUCI's PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC right now

Listen here, now!

Dennis Hopper, RIP

Bad restaurant conversions!

There was a place called Tasty Suprise Burger nearby… Years later they inexplicably changed their name to Tasty Sunrise Burger by removing the bottom part of the “p” in suprise to form an “n”. True story.  Anyway, here’s a list of other, less cool Bad restaurant conversions!

Update: Oh crap, now it’s this VVV


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electric razors kinda hurt

how come the straws on pump bottles dont go all the way to the bottom?

I wish I would have made this

Helping Johnny Remember from ashleigh nankivell on Vimeo.

I will be appearing live on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC on 05/30/10. all The Jam show with Jeff - go to kuci.org

9099999999999999999999999. aaagh

LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE TOMORROW, 05 FIFTEEN 2010. be there or be something

Ever notice how Rodney Dangerfield literally ***vibrates*** the whole time in Caddyshack?

and oh another one, SCIENTISTS

Have you ever stood on the side of a busy freeway and felt the wind produced by passing cars? What about a row of little power-generating fans embedded inside freeway guardrails? This was an idea I had years ago, but i STILL think it's a great one.

This is my idea, don't steal it SCIENTISTS!

Why don't we make a giant platform that hangs from a satellite in orbit... We could load people and things onto it and the earth rotates around below... it would be energy-free transportation at1000mph

listen you fuckers, you screwheads- there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this coming saturday, may somtehingth

A cool essay about the Haunted Mansion

my phone is broken and i have 11 months left on my contract. its really not cool. someone sell me a working Verizon phone for cheap!

i can get henry rollins to make a radio clambake promo for $50...

Apollo 11 footage in HD

Amazing footage of the Apollo 11 ignition sequence at 500 fps. Whoa!

This just in - Baby wipes clean leather rather well

Hey, I’ve been there!

I actually urinated in a bush outside the ESPN Zone after seeing The Damned. Damn!

They Might Be Giants - Anaheim from They Might Be Giants on Vimeo.

U… TWEET

Those catchy bastards at uniqlo are at it again. I always liked their weird dancing Asian chick clocks, and now they have this Twitter reader thing. Boy, my grammar skills have slipped…

radio clambake live saturday night... kinda NOW, kinda WOW!

getting my car washed in preparation for tonight's big big fucking radio clambake

oh willie

MetroPCS Commercial Tech & Talk: Spicy News

There is LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this Saturday, 4/17/10. Lots of new stuff here to contend with, but I think we can pull it off. And by "we", I mean me. And by "pull it off", I mean get really drunk and yammer on into the night.

ok, so now its this, the RADIO CLAMBAKE BLOG DEVICE. The forums were unused, unmanageable, and unsomethingsomething. also twitter is like pissing into the ocean