Im crosseyed drunk

In cathedral city, CA. Wth

If they ever make a movie about Bill Evans

Crispin Glover should play him. Bill Evans the pianist.

Im older

Than John Lennon was. Weird.

Dying battery

I was delayed I was waylaid
An emergency stop, I smelt the last ten seconds of life

Vivid and in your prime

You will leave me behind

You will leave me behind

You will leave me behinnnnndddddd-uh

Wow, I just realized

That my life is a lot like the song Watching The Wheels by Johnno

Why do women

have bachelorette parties with penis cakes  and funny little penis-shaped prizes... Wouldn't men be thrown in jail for having a party with giant vaginas all over the place?

Thank you, Paul Weller,Mick Talbot, Steve White, et al

For my ever changing moods, among other things.

I know

That the song The Soft Parade is a cobbled together pastiche from many drunken Jim Morrison sessions, but I really enjoy the juxtaposition of the different musical styles, all in one song.OK bye

I like the Doors

I like the Doors

It's safe to say

That, genetically, my son will be having many drunken  conversations with my dead self while peeing some time in the future

David Huddleston

Hold it men, he's not bluffing.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ckkkkkkkkkkkkk

Shitty people beget shitty people

Heatwave-always and forever always reminds me

Of pissing in a casino, because I've heard that song in 2 different casino bathrooms. I may have even posted that before but I'm too lazy/apathy-y to look

Marker

You know you really have a memorable wife when...

Las Vegas bartenders remember you from a year and a half ago by sight

Wow

I really really really enjoy Blazing Saddles. Mel Brooks is the best.

Where are all the absurdists?

I am watching psych out right now, and in this movie and many other movies from the 60's there are so many absurdists. For instance, in the beginning scene of this movie, the Haight Ashbury district is filled with people with blank signs protesting nothing. I love that idea, but whatever happened to all of these absurdists? Are they alive? Dead? Incognito? PS I am using speech to text, so this is the most poorly worded blog post ever

I still do radio clambake

FOR MYSELF LOLO

I judge

All stereo systems on the ability to reproduce steve whites intricate symbols on home breakers . Is that wrong?

Now

Now that I posted that I probably jinxed myself, and he's going to be some jerk or something. Hope not though. Sup dude

How

Our son is so cool, intrinsically. How?

Is it wrong

That I feel most like Woody Allen in Annie Hall? I wonder if anyone identifies most with, say, Will Smith in Independence Day , or something?

Godfrey Cambridge

Had a really good speaking voice

All the animals

Come out at night

A shadow

'Cross the blue Miami sky
As we hear the causeway by
The big hotels
We fought
Now I can't remember why

Wow

Shirley Jones was banging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzj7F1qwcgk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Weird how

One of the defining songs of my childhood slash youth is Black Cow by Steely Dan. Odd

I love

walking around and having Acknowledgement screaming out of my pocket. Literally.

'trane, baby.

Is it me or

Are the who the most underappreciated band ever? Also, new glasses whoaaa

Come to my side child

Don't leave me alone stay with me darling I can't face is on my own I want you to be with me I need you in life I want you forever I'll be yours and you'll be mine

Eat shit

I go to college that makes me so cool

I live in a dorm and show off at the pool

When your lonely heart

Has learned its lesson

When you bossa nova, there's no holding

Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere?

Lbc

Hi hi-dollar beer drinking on California's olden days Gold Coast

Garage.

Cool.

Single tree, this live

A single tree. A desolate horizon. I have no choice but to turn back to the Christmas lights-colored humans to my left and their "party".

17

Driving rain, piss drunk, 17, watching Bowie's "Boys keeep Swinging" video in awe whilst being told to leave some party... What are we gonna do now?

New

A real man listens to his father's music whilst drinking

I did it

Wow, my 4 year old

Really likes bossa nova!

Music is scary

it reminds you of things, whether you want it to or not.

This is no one night stand it's a real occasion

Close your eyes and you'll be there

It's everything they say

Ladies and gentlemen

How do

Hey, I just made this up

We are all alive at the same time, riding this same planet. Shouldn't that be enough to allow us to embrace each other unequivocally?

Really

I'm forced to.listen to.Katy Perry? What am I, at a birthday party for 11 year olds? FUUUUXKJJKKK

Oh Dindi

Like the song of the wind in the

Trees

And the yelllllllll

Gone off in a world filled with stuff

Cranking

Macho Insecurity at 230 am, January whatevereth 2013

So useless to ask me why

Throw a kiss and say goodbye

Ode

Aah, pollen...

Random

I found a cheat code for my washing machine

What's next, strategy guides for ovens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZKqpoVX3t4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Attenton whores

Suck

I don't know why

But that fucking Paul McCartney/ Dave Grohl/krist Novoseliicociicic/ Pat Smear song on snl brings me to involuntary tears, drunk or sober. I just tested it again.  Closest I can come is that it feels like they brought Paul  out of some cryogenic/shitty/old man music freeze to sing another kick ass rock n roll song. Or something.  All I know is when the full band is jamming and there's that chord change near the end it brings  the tears to my eyes for some bizarre reason.

Patrick mcgoohan

Is cool

A mind can blow

Those clouds awayyyyy

this is the Nick winters show

and I do the entertaining, thank you.

Talia Shire's husband

Wrote Manhattan Skyline. That gets him into my cool book any day

I have gas issues

I hereby

declare that Rancho Cucamonga is the NEW ORANGE COUNTY ready go

Woody Allen

Woody Allen's movies are only good when the subject matter fits his style of music. Drunken wisdom.

Ya fuckers

Catch me I'm falling so fast and I can't seem to find All the reasons I had when the purpose was mine Now I stumble so fast rolling into the night Kiss me quick before I land and am broken in two Keep me on the right track, hold my dreams in tact too -I get lost in this place - I get lost, yes it's true

Quand on n'a plus rien en soi - Quand on n'a plus de refuge -Quand on ne peut plus fuir - Quand on ne sais on courrir Noir comme la nuit - Oui, noir comme mon ame -Noir comme les eaux - Dans lesquels je sombre [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/style+council/

down+in+the+seine_20132757.html ] Help me I'm sinking so fast into waters unplanned That I once held onto but have got out of hand Now the things that I loved are the things I can't stand

Squeeze me slow before I come to that part of the ground It's a million miles up and a million miles down I get lost in between and I wait to be found

Quand on n'a plus rien en soi - Quand on n'a plus de refuge -Quand on ne peut plus fuir - Quand on ne sais ou courrir -Noir comme la nuit - Oui noir comme mon ame -Noir comme les eaux - Dans lesquels je sombre

And in the waters I sink and in the waters I drink Until I rise to the top which in truth is not To make you feel your alright, to make you feel there's no fight -

Ya

Good morning day, how do you do I wonder - what will you do for me? I should be on my way, I should be earning pay, I should be all the things that I�m not -And I�ve tried on my own, now there�s nothing to keep me at home, Like my brother has too - gotta leave to get out of this view, You see they, tell you to move around -If you can�t find work in your own town.

As I rise from my bed I can hear the old man Blaming heaven & mother for this 30 years with one firm, 13 months redundant, Yes I�d say that�s unlucky for some -

Now our tears fall like rain, as my mother walks me to my train, With a kiss & a wave - "come home weekends" - that�s if I can save. I swear I�ll take it out on the man -Who ever devised this economy plan.

All the love in the world - can�t put -Dinner on the table -All the hate that I feel no love could put right

Good morning day, how do you do I wonder - what will you do for me? I should be on my way, I should be earning pay, I should be all the things that I�m not -

And I�ve tried on my own, now there�s nothing to keep me at home, All the love and the strength has been taken by this government, You see they, tell you to move around -If you can�t find work in your own town.

Father�s in the kitchen, counting out coins, Mother�s in the bedroom, looking through pictures of her boys, One is in london, looking for a job, The other�s in whitehall - looking for those responsible!

Solar panel technology

Seems like it needs to be refined and perfected. That's today's science tip from Radio Clambake 

Am I Don Johnson

Or Swanson and Swanson

These are good

I really

Miss Keith Moon and John Entwistle right now. Weird huh

rice krispies treats?

more like rice krispies threats am I right

the most precise guitar solo in existence

steely dan - green earrings 
thank you and good night

Why don't they make

some sort of chemical that bonds with greenhouse gases. then they could spray it as an aerosol in the air, and as it falls it would take  carbon down with it. then all wed have to do is sweep it up   

Look at me look at me

I have weird musical taste, I guess you could say I like to listen to things that people aren't supposed to listen to for enjoyment. Profound.

THE GOVERNMENT IS INSTALLING DEATH PANELS ON MY ROOF

nm those are solar panels

Languid

this is the night of the expanding man
I take 1 last drag as I approach the stand
I cried when I wrote the song
sue me if I play too long
THIS brother is free
I'll be what I want to be 

VIVA TURA SATANA

Tura Satana is dead? WTF
no wonder she never replied to my e-mail 

I stuck your marriage proposal

in the waste disposal
if that's the trash asthetic
then I suggest that we forget it

hey, abc writes great lyrics 

Mary steenburgen

Is hot.

Hotels

all hotel rooms should include  kitchenettes

La jolla

I am standing in la jolla right now,  amazed at the scenery from my  beachfront hotel room. but you can always have this, once you see it  just reimagine it  whenever, wherever you want.

nickel and dime bullshit

rebates, also known as "how hard are you willing to work for 10 dollars"

Best cer

eal ever

Headstart

naive and wise with no sense of time as I set my clock with the heart beat tick tock violent and mild common sense says I'm wild with this mixed up fury crazy beauty healthy to find all these feelings inside  as I get on my trek with a head start back to truth.

RANDOM PICTURES FOR NO REASON

 

ok

Macfags

Mac joneser : the more I read about macs the more I want more of them and I want more people to buy them so they can experience what owning a mac is really like

I just ate a fuckload of cookies

Quibble

is a word. Trip.

Temptation - New Order

Is good

HAIR

I had David Feherty’s hair. He’s famous, I looked homeless.

europa and the pirate twins by thomas dolby reminds me of dancing bear on crescent and knott

Please don't dumb down kerouac
for this new movie hype ok thanks

Declan

He drinks in self-defense

Hey

Oh nothing

I have nothing to say

Except for "hello, I currently exist"

Attn: snoop dogg

Faze-O: Ridin' High is a great song. do something with it.

REMOTE CONTROL MOON WAR

What a Moon In My Room nightmare... I bought some cheap Discovery Moon In My Room, a moon that you hang on the wall and control the phases with a remote control. Well somehow the remote stopped working. i looked up the manufacturer of "moon in my room" and it led me to Uncle Milton toys, so i wrote them and asked nicely for a new remote. Now some girl from Uncle Milton called me and asked for the model number so she could ship out the free new remote. It was only then i realized that this was a DISCOVERY CHANNEL MOON IN MY ROOM, not an UNCLE MILTON MOON IN MY ROOM. She almost balked at sending the remote but is going to anyway. i wonder if It’ll work? Or is there some war going on in the remote control moon industry?

 

(I just really wanted to use the phrase “Remote control Moon war”)

These are so good, mmm. buy them.

Ya

my lips are burning

Wrap your chops

Round this stick of tea
come on blow this gauge

Frank Sinatra

all the gold, silver, and gold
all you could hold up there on a moonbeam
poor, ain't nobody poor
long as love is sure

On the street of dreams

HMM

I have been factually  wrong a lot lately.  Is it old age, or stupidity?

Ringo Starr

Seems cool.

I love horn arrangements

A lot.

This song is what you start hearing 1 millisecond after dying,

as you float over to whatever. uncontrollable multiple-languaged-for-no-reason ULTIMATE WIND DOWN

 

Languid

here come those santa ana winds again, bad news...

hey cool. I use this on my phone but it seems to work on the internet webs web thing web too

From Crackle: Step Brothers

Watch "Steely Dan | Green Earrings EXTENDED (INSTRUMENTAL ~SANS LEAD GUITAR)" on YouTube

When you leave this life

relationships, love, and music are all you have.

copyright me

Mmm

someone take a snapshot, because I'm too drunk do it myself... right now,  952 pm in our backyard, 67 degrees. Man, this  is perfect with the  Jobim I am playing .

Fucking dullards...

Mmm

Turkey burgers from Carls Jr are godhead

I'm at a bar in the bowels of a multi story antique shop in riverside, california. weird.

Pick up line

I'm mister kawasaki!

Veal in the sky keeps on turnin

a RADIO CLAMBAKE FIRST

I think…

 

I’m doing tonight’s RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT in reverse…  Due (sort of) to a technical difficulty, I’m only now starting this new innovative kind of radio clambake… RADIIO CLAMBAKE TARGETED AT THE PODCAST AUDIENCE version at 12:30 am…  Download it at RADIO CLAMBAKE.COM   .

 

Ok thanks

I SALUTE UN SINN

UN Sinn listened to Radio Clambake Live Saturday Night Collectors Edition 2011 WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD. SALUD!

Sega

hey, gameworks is pretty cool. I'm glad there's still one left by our house.

Enter A Post Title

Drunk, alone, listening to Django. MAN OF THE YEAR

WELLER

When I find you waiting hours; oh,
You’re there to save my life for our obvious goal
We’ve got a headstart for happiness
For our part, guess we must be blessed
For this feeling to be so strong
Tell me is that so wrong? 
The space betweeen us for days has been so far;
I’ve spent a lonely week
Now I wanna be where you are
We’ve got a headstart for happiness, for our part
Guess we must be kissed by this force I feel inside
Now I’m not gonna hide.

All the roads that lead to struggles
Bring you back to where you need
Some reassurance in your own depth,
Only you can see, but let others feel
Peace in my mind I’m so happy to find
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.

When I find you waiting hours, oh
It’s my heart, not my head that takes control
And you’ve got to lead where your heart says go
And this hope that it turns out so
And that’s all that you can hope for
Can you expect much more? 

Naive and wise with no sense of time
As I set my clock with a heart beat, tick tock
Violent and mild - common sense says I’m wild
With this mixed up fury, crazy beauty
It’s healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.

DIZ

I’m listening to Dizzy Gillespie – Manteca right now, full blast. Man.

Standing outside in the dark while pantries are raided

chicken nuggets spinning in an oven and clowny clown clown are your future,wether you accept this or not

Wow

People sure like some shitty music

Tattoos are dumb

This is the only tattoo I'd ever consider getting. Then I'd shave it into different hairstyles/beards all the time!

Drunk in the garage x 500

Not that I'm complaining...

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Albert Brooks

 

in Taxi Driver is a great, underappreciated performance.

I'm sitting in the middle of the street in lake arrowhead

Yellow days

were all in the same, giant, heaving boat that is on a collision course with a giant rock. and none of us know how to steer.

I just bought a cd

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000036Y2/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1308715867&sr=8-1

Life is incredibly cyclical

From person to person, generation to generation. Genes are weird

Playing with the official blogger app

And stuff. Still listening to antonio carlos jobim. bossa nova is awesome

mobile blogging

is what I'm doing right now, with the use of speech to text on my android phone. elsa have a cold, but it seems to work pretty well. I will call honestly I'm incredibly bored and I'm just playing with my phone and I'm listening to antonio carlos jobim

attention MY SON 41 YEARS FROM NOW

One day my son's gonna be standing in the same position that I am right now,thinking about all the same things I'm thinking about right now. Weird. PS roxy music owns

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father

my dad would have killed for something like this. He was always writing in little note pads his random thoughts. weird to think that nowadays you can just speak into your phone and have whatever bullshit is in your mind translated in real time into real stuff that other people can immediately read

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hans plays with multi

lol t plays with chain jane plays with with me willie is happy again suki plays with leo sasha please with brit adolf build a bonfire enrico plays with it
Games without frontiers by peter gabriel via voice to text.

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I juxtaposition took a shot ls tequila and something at a bar with fake books

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cool

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo.

909

snapshot

hello future, there is a snapshot. it is may somethingth, 2011. That is all.

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IT'S NOT A BACKSLASHHHHHHHHH

Why do people STILL insist on calling the slash in a web address a backslash? Now, just to be clear, I'll lay it out for you once and for all:

THERE ARE NO BACKSLASHES IN WEB ADDRESSES. THEY ARE CALLED SLASHES.

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY, IT DIDN'T "JUST CHANGE RECENTLY."

fuck man

aah...

Summery.

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i

I just had a total 70s porn theater experience, alone, in my house, thanks to radio clambake. viva radio clambake!

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tips

To listen to Radio Clambake on an Android device, I use a player app called "A Online Radio". Worst name ever, but it works great. in fact, I'm listening right now.

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I'm so cool

I like punk, jazz, and j-pop. I'm so fucking cool

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radio clambakeeeeeee

I love radio clambake because I don't have to jockey for everyone's attention

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relationships are trippy

I've always tried to be stiller and meara with my significant others. I now realize that that's annoying and generally untenable. Salud, salud, salud

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Deacon blues is such a good song

I crawl like a viper through these suburban scenes (streets? ... I prefer scenes)

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I look

I look back on comments I've made in the past, can I find them to be retarded and stupid. Does that mean I'm still making stupid comments and I just don't realize it yet?

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vegas

sunday night in vegas are relatively mellow and cool

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e-cig

I'm smoking an e-cig in Vegas. Weird.

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yesssssssss - food orgasm

750 W Route 66
Glendora, CA 91740
(626) 335-1289
http://www.yelp.com/biz/petrillos-pizza-restaurant-glendora?no_splash=1
'>Petrillo's Pizza Restaurant

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hmm

I'm going to miss the "prestige" of pulling into Vegas with a badassish car

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let's play hardballlllll

Matthews: ‘Dismissive hatred’ a drag on GOP

Nice, Chris.

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Trapped in kid show purgatory, but...

Hey, the Upside Down Show is pretty fucking funny. Wonder why they only made one season of it? Also, that one guy looks like a young udo keir sort of

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Bill Coyne is dead.

And now, even in death, the old punk rock groupie broads throw themselves at him one final time... Except now they are all middle aged and the "throwing" is done via Facebook.

Adios, Wilhelm.

schwing

I have a crush on Kiki from the fresh beat band

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The FIRST RADIO CLAMBAKE FROM THE

New RADIO CLAMBAKE STUDIOS will be THIS Saturday, 03/13/2011. Probably.

9 crazy ways that RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM is infiltrating pop culture

---

set the controls for the heart of the sun

...

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smoking an e-cigar in front of a sports bar. God, I'm a trendy fuck

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2 year old's musical preferences

He currently likes shoot to thrill by AC/DC. Not sure why.

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Life can't be successive rings of smallness because it doesn't take millions of years for light to get to, say, microbes, right?

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man alive

Man alive

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radio clambake is now

ON 24/7 thanks to the new dedicated server I built!

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I now live at the base of the

WIND VAGINA

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radio clambake - the lost tapes

I just found an old hard drive that contained about 5 gigs of radio clambake episodes. I think most of them are the golden age of radio clambake episodes, including puking, porkchop death threats, and lesbo shit.

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Trying to type this while a toddler assaults me

If I was a rich millionaire i would have a video wall of this running 24/7

 

 

Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?

There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.


Aww, I love that movie.

AND SO IT STARTS

migration sucks

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fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Uuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkking a

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awesome

Google sky map for Android is flat badass

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radio clambake mobileeeeeeeeeeeee

Uhh... I'm on Droid incredible, due to putting my old phone in the washing machine

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Fhdggdgf

Test

But all bars, pills, and freeways lead me back to the beach

HTC Droid incredible

Ya

Mr. DNA by Devo is the best song ever

an international thing... globe-trotting bikers just makes them look buffoonish. Bufoonish? Ah who cares, im done ok

ALSO ABOUT SONS OF ANARCHY: they should have called it "Mumbly-boring-Irish-guys-for-45-minutes Of Anarchy". they never should have left Charming and made it

and rode loud harleys to get there, i sure as fuck wouldnt stick around loitering for 30 mins at the crime scene. fuck that show.

at least 2 golan/globus-y, improbable, and downright ridiculous action scenes so far this season. ALSO, if i committed a loud crime

sons of anarchy BLEW IT... the 1st season was not too melodramatic and fun to watch. this ireland crap is boring and uninteresting. also there have been at

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the Azteca restaurant and lounge in "old town" garden grove - bad service, awesome food

FUCK YEAH

Watch Johnny Sokko Movie - Voyage into Space from #SFX-Japan in Entertainment  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

I worshipped this movie when I was a kid, like a lot.

EMERGENCY RADIO CLAMBAKE TONIGHT<<<<<<

ive devoted 25% of my life to radio clambake. WOW

like, every black hole we see today is a monument to the civilization that inadvertently discovered how to create one, ending with their destruction

what if all black holes in the universe were created, accidentally, by intelligent beings?

I finally made a video for the BEST SONG EVER

april badouin... whoa

heady days. karma-reducing days. piss and fucking vinegar, bitches. early 2000s, bill evans's night and day at my side

emergency session of RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT... tonight

I will be on kuci.org Halloween!!! on an all THE CRAMPS show. 6-10 pm! itll be SPOOKY

JACK WEBB IS COOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_High
Smarmy hipster Chet from Emergency! gets stoned and forgets his baby in the bathtub. Fast forward to about 21:45 for the fun stuff


And, of course, the ne plus ultra Dragnet scene ever…

MY HAIR IS GREEN AND I’M A TREE

Personal FunFact: I have always been accused of walking like Jack Webb. I also looked up "ne plus ultra" on the internet so I could sound cool. I also realized I've been spelling AND USING penultimate incorrectly my whole life. What a dick.

does EVERYTHING have to be filmed in shakycam these days?

by the way, any post here with no title is from my swinging 21st century MULTIMEDIA FEATURE PHONE, hence the brevity and poor punctuation

does extreme cold kill germs like extreme heat does? if so, why dont we freeze stuff to kill germs?

i survived another columbus day

new invention, by me: capicolla quesadilla

i havent worn shoes in months.

manteca by dizzy gillespie is one of the best songs ever. really.

i was born octover the ninth in liddypool - J. Lennon
OCTOBER THE NINTH IS THE NEW BOFFO EDITION OF LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE! you know, radioclambake.com

there will be RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT this saturday, in the evening. live.

im tinkering in the garage, labeling things, and listening to chet baker way too loud... i have now 100% become my dad.

5 reasons Radio Clambake is the new the large hadron collider

I was just playing with Windows 7's speech recognition, and after training it and starting the program for the first time, the neighbor's dog started barking. The program kept saying MOVING, CUTTING, and PASTING, and also typed "trying to it track of all it it" on a copy of Notepad I desperately opened up... So background noise can potentially relocate/destroy your data? (although I don't see any evidence of anything being moved/cut/pasted)

7 things about Radio Clambake that science can't explain

I would like to be able to save my *actual* "stream of consciousness" somehow. By their very nature, all literary attempts to do so end up unreal, overblown, and too theatrical because too much time elapses between the thought and the actual expression of it.
Hey wait, maybe RADIO CLAMBAKE has served that purpose for me? I should really listen to one sometime.

california is so screwed when we have a giant quake... we just lost power for 2 days because it got a little hot one afternoon. socal edison sucks

eating the rest of my dinner by flashlight atm

hottest day on record, ever, in LA , and now the power goes out. at least its 10ish pm oh crap i dont know what time it is

isnt it sad that the intoxicating "new car smell" is really noxious plastics and carpet?

Young schmung

POLARIZING

http://www.edmunds.com/scion/xb/review.html

i think i want to find a game like city of heroes/villains, but not lame like WoW

7 bizarre ways Radio Clambake bikini girls can kill you suddenly

 

im gonna miss my mustang...

BLARRRRRRRRRRR

"Somehow I'd found the last guileless girl in New York City." - Vanilla Sky

Well I found the last guileless girl in everywhere BOOYA


Reneeko Ono forever

TONIGHT

There's RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SUNDAY NIGHT tonight, Sunday night, in the evening. Please listen or I'll spit in your food.

I've attached my webcam to a broken RC car, and I'm driving around with it LIVE ON THE INTERNET

EDIT: That was fun for about 17 mins. Here's the relevant video. It had sound, I'm not sure where it went. Here's what it sounded like:

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBALE THIS WEEKEND.Probably Sunday, but maybe Saturday too? we'll see. haha i typed clambale and im not fixing it. im outside

im firing the shotgun of comedy, and I've filled it with birdshot. what

the weird neighbors are listening to the dickies really loudly

Theres live RADIO CLAMBAKE this saturday, aug whateverth

when exactly do you start dying? when you are physically born? or at the moment of conception? whoaaa

i predict we will have a big earthquake in the next 7 days.

EDIT LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER: oops

durr, drunk, burrr

damn, drunk at 530pm. tonughts radio clambake will be horrible or interesting or both

dont miss ASK A LESBO tomorrow night on Radio Clambake

RADIO CLAMBAKE 08-07-2010

ANOTHER Radio Clambake will be presented for your dining and dancing pleasure this SATURDAY, 08-05-2010. Hello.

there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM this weekend, 99% sure itll be saturday night. Tune in, gays

trapped in a restaurant with mariachis. send help

EDIT: See? I wasn't lying

squeaking drunk chick next door is really annoying me

HAIR

I dyed my hair again, finally bit the bullet... although my traditional shade, Superman-style blue/black, no longer looks good... i have so much grey hair that the blue stuck almost exclusively to the grey... Now i have jet black hair with blue sides, in the sun at least.  I look like the clown version of Paulie from The Sopranos.

I will be on KUCI

Again, tonight from 6-8pm, on Jeff’s PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC show. Playing music! http://kuci.org

i will be on KUCI ( kuci.org ) on SUNDAY, 07/25/10 at 6pm pacific, playing Radio clambake favorites and Caddyshack things on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC

Finally – The definitive The Highway video!

I forgot I uploaded this to Vimeo!

Human Papilloma Virus is no laughing matter lol on Vimeo. It got taken off youtube because i titled it TEENS FUCKING or something equally inappropriate.

hey, that last radio clambake turned out pretty good.... well, it was fun for me at least! someone remind me to upload it

there will be <<<radio clambake>>> t is saturday, july somethingth

COOL

should i interview jon "bowser" bauman in radio clambake?

im walking around with "Within You, Without You" coming out of my pocket. technology is cool.

its been bugging me... if no one goes to the gulf coast for vacation, wont they go elsewhere, thereby boosting those economies instead? isnt it a wash?

i love hosing shit down

also, burnout paradise: the ultimate box is the most rewarding racing game ive played on the pc in a while.

ive had a boner for "Groove Line" by Heatwave since i was a kid, and i still love it

8 outrageous frauds involving Radio Clambake

Haha, not really. I got that title from LINKBAIT GENERATOR, as well as

“8 ways Radio Clambake can help you survive a plane crash”

“8 ways men try using Radio Clambake to get laid”

“Is Radio Clambake treated unfairly in the USA?”

and

“7 ways Radio Clambake could cure cancer”

 

Anyway, there WILL be new, LIVE Radio Clambake this Saturday, 6-26-10

 

6-26-10

Aaaaaaaaggh this blog is ugly. im drunk on a scratched up phone

odd moment: standing at a family pizza place with my 18.1 month old son, and anarchy for the u.k. starts blaring out of the guitar hero machine. time is weird.

you can spot a father a mile away

my phone is tripping! so is this horrendous looking blog

I'm on KUCI's PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC right now

Listen here, now!

Dennis Hopper, RIP

Bad restaurant conversions!

There was a place called Tasty Suprise Burger nearby… Years later they inexplicably changed their name to Tasty Sunrise Burger by removing the bottom part of the “p” in suprise to form an “n”. True story.  Anyway, here’s a list of other, less cool Bad restaurant conversions!

Update: Oh crap, now it’s this VVV


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electric razors kinda hurt

how come the straws on pump bottles dont go all the way to the bottom?

I wish I would have made this

Helping Johnny Remember from ashleigh nankivell on Vimeo.

I will be appearing live on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC on 05/30/10. all The Jam show with Jeff - go to kuci.org

9099999999999999999999999. aaagh

LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE TOMORROW, 05 FIFTEEN 2010. be there or be something

Ever notice how Rodney Dangerfield literally ***vibrates*** the whole time in Caddyshack?

and oh another one, SCIENTISTS

Have you ever stood on the side of a busy freeway and felt the wind produced by passing cars? What about a row of little power-generating fans embedded inside freeway guardrails? This was an idea I had years ago, but i STILL think it's a great one.

This is my idea, don't steal it SCIENTISTS!

Why don't we make a giant platform that hangs from a satellite in orbit... We could load people and things onto it and the earth rotates around below... it would be energy-free transportation at1000mph

listen you fuckers, you screwheads- there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this coming saturday, may somtehingth

A cool essay about the Haunted Mansion

my phone is broken and i have 11 months left on my contract. its really not cool. someone sell me a working Verizon phone for cheap!

i can get henry rollins to make a radio clambake promo for $50...

Apollo 11 footage in HD

Amazing footage of the Apollo 11 ignition sequence at 500 fps. Whoa!

This just in - Baby wipes clean leather rather well

Hey, I’ve been there!

I actually urinated in a bush outside the ESPN Zone after seeing The Damned. Damn!

They Might Be Giants - Anaheim from They Might Be Giants on Vimeo.

U… TWEET

Those catchy bastards at uniqlo are at it again. I always liked their weird dancing Asian chick clocks, and now they have this Twitter reader thing. Boy, my grammar skills have slipped…

radio clambake live saturday night... kinda NOW, kinda WOW!

getting my car washed in preparation for tonight's big big fucking radio clambake

oh willie

MetroPCS Commercial Tech & Talk: Spicy News

There is LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this Saturday, 4/17/10. Lots of new stuff here to contend with, but I think we can pull it off. And by "we", I mean me. And by "pull it off", I mean get really drunk and yammer on into the night.

ok, so now its this, the RADIO CLAMBAKE BLOG DEVICE. The forums were unused, unmanageable, and unsomethingsomething. also twitter is like pissing into the ocean