I juxtaposition took a shot ls tequila and something at a bar with fake books

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cool

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo.

909

snapshot

hello future, there is a snapshot. it is may somethingth, 2011. That is all.

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IT'S NOT A BACKSLASHHHHHHHHH

Why do people STILL insist on calling the slash in a web address a backslash? Now, just to be clear, I'll lay it out for you once and for all:

THERE ARE NO BACKSLASHES IN WEB ADDRESSES. THEY ARE CALLED SLASHES.

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY, IT DIDN'T "JUST CHANGE RECENTLY."

fuck man

aah...

Summery.

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i

I just had a total 70s porn theater experience, alone, in my house, thanks to radio clambake. viva radio clambake!

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tips

To listen to Radio Clambake on an Android device, I use a player app called "A Online Radio". Worst name ever, but it works great. in fact, I'm listening right now.

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I'm so cool

I like punk, jazz, and j-pop. I'm so fucking cool

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radio clambakeeeeeee

I love radio clambake because I don't have to jockey for everyone's attention

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relationships are trippy

I've always tried to be stiller and meara with my significant others. I now realize that that's annoying and generally untenable. Salud, salud, salud

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Deacon blues is such a good song

I crawl like a viper through these suburban scenes (streets? ... I prefer scenes)

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I look

I look back on comments I've made in the past, can I find them to be retarded and stupid. Does that mean I'm still making stupid comments and I just don't realize it yet?

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vegas

sunday night in vegas are relatively mellow and cool

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e-cig

I'm smoking an e-cig in Vegas. Weird.

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yesssssssss - food orgasm

750 W Route 66
Glendora, CA 91740
(626) 335-1289
http://www.yelp.com/biz/petrillos-pizza-restaurant-glendora?no_splash=1
'>Petrillo's Pizza Restaurant

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hmm

I'm going to miss the "prestige" of pulling into Vegas with a badassish car

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let's play hardballlllll

Matthews: ‘Dismissive hatred’ a drag on GOP

Nice, Chris.

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Trapped in kid show purgatory, but...

Hey, the Upside Down Show is pretty fucking funny. Wonder why they only made one season of it? Also, that one guy looks like a young udo keir sort of

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Bill Coyne is dead.

And now, even in death, the old punk rock groupie broads throw themselves at him one final time... Except now they are all middle aged and the "throwing" is done via Facebook.

Adios, Wilhelm.

schwing

I have a crush on Kiki from the fresh beat band

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The FIRST RADIO CLAMBAKE FROM THE

New RADIO CLAMBAKE STUDIOS will be THIS Saturday, 03/13/2011. Probably.

9 crazy ways that RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM is infiltrating pop culture

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set the controls for the heart of the sun

...

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smoking an e-cigar in front of a sports bar. God, I'm a trendy fuck

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2 year old's musical preferences

He currently likes shoot to thrill by AC/DC. Not sure why.

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Life can't be successive rings of smallness because it doesn't take millions of years for light to get to, say, microbes, right?

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man alive

Man alive

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radio clambake is now

ON 24/7 thanks to the new dedicated server I built!

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I now live at the base of the

WIND VAGINA

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radio clambake - the lost tapes

I just found an old hard drive that contained about 5 gigs of radio clambake episodes. I think most of them are the golden age of radio clambake episodes, including puking, porkchop death threats, and lesbo shit.

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Trying to type this while a toddler assaults me

If I was a rich millionaire i would have a video wall of this running 24/7

 

 

Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?

There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.


Aww, I love that movie.

AND SO IT STARTS

migration sucks

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fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Uuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkking a

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awesome

Google sky map for Android is flat badass

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radio clambake mobileeeeeeeeeeeee

Uhh... I'm on Droid incredible, due to putting my old phone in the washing machine

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Fhdggdgf

Test

But all bars, pills, and freeways lead me back to the beach

HTC Droid incredible

Ya

Mr. DNA by Devo is the best song ever

an international thing... globe-trotting bikers just makes them look buffoonish. Bufoonish? Ah who cares, im done ok

ALSO ABOUT SONS OF ANARCHY: they should have called it "Mumbly-boring-Irish-guys-for-45-minutes Of Anarchy". they never should have left Charming and made it

and rode loud harleys to get there, i sure as fuck wouldnt stick around loitering for 30 mins at the crime scene. fuck that show.

at least 2 golan/globus-y, improbable, and downright ridiculous action scenes so far this season. ALSO, if i committed a loud crime

sons of anarchy BLEW IT... the 1st season was not too melodramatic and fun to watch. this ireland crap is boring and uninteresting. also there have been at

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the Azteca restaurant and lounge in "old town" garden grove - bad service, awesome food

FUCK YEAH

Watch Johnny Sokko Movie - Voyage into Space from #SFX-Japan in Entertainment  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

I worshipped this movie when I was a kid, like a lot.

EMERGENCY RADIO CLAMBAKE TONIGHT<<<<<<

ive devoted 25% of my life to radio clambake. WOW

like, every black hole we see today is a monument to the civilization that inadvertently discovered how to create one, ending with their destruction

what if all black holes in the universe were created, accidentally, by intelligent beings?

I finally made a video for the BEST SONG EVER

april badouin... whoa

heady days. karma-reducing days. piss and fucking vinegar, bitches. early 2000s, bill evans's night and day at my side

emergency session of RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE FRIDAY NIGHT... tonight

I will be on kuci.org Halloween!!! on an all THE CRAMPS show. 6-10 pm! itll be SPOOKY

JACK WEBB IS COOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_High
Smarmy hipster Chet from Emergency! gets stoned and forgets his baby in the bathtub. Fast forward to about 21:45 for the fun stuff


And, of course, the ne plus ultra Dragnet scene ever…

MY HAIR IS GREEN AND I’M A TREE

Personal FunFact: I have always been accused of walking like Jack Webb. I also looked up "ne plus ultra" on the internet so I could sound cool. I also realized I've been spelling AND USING penultimate incorrectly my whole life. What a dick.

does EVERYTHING have to be filmed in shakycam these days?

by the way, any post here with no title is from my swinging 21st century MULTIMEDIA FEATURE PHONE, hence the brevity and poor punctuation

does extreme cold kill germs like extreme heat does? if so, why dont we freeze stuff to kill germs?

i survived another columbus day

new invention, by me: capicolla quesadilla

i havent worn shoes in months.

manteca by dizzy gillespie is one of the best songs ever. really.

i was born octover the ninth in liddypool - J. Lennon
OCTOBER THE NINTH IS THE NEW BOFFO EDITION OF LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE! you know, radioclambake.com

there will be RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT this saturday, in the evening. live.

im tinkering in the garage, labeling things, and listening to chet baker way too loud... i have now 100% become my dad.

5 reasons Radio Clambake is the new the large hadron collider

I was just playing with Windows 7's speech recognition, and after training it and starting the program for the first time, the neighbor's dog started barking. The program kept saying MOVING, CUTTING, and PASTING, and also typed "trying to it track of all it it" on a copy of Notepad I desperately opened up... So background noise can potentially relocate/destroy your data? (although I don't see any evidence of anything being moved/cut/pasted)

7 things about Radio Clambake that science can't explain

I would like to be able to save my *actual* "stream of consciousness" somehow. By their very nature, all literary attempts to do so end up unreal, overblown, and too theatrical because too much time elapses between the thought and the actual expression of it.
Hey wait, maybe RADIO CLAMBAKE has served that purpose for me? I should really listen to one sometime.

california is so screwed when we have a giant quake... we just lost power for 2 days because it got a little hot one afternoon. socal edison sucks

eating the rest of my dinner by flashlight atm

hottest day on record, ever, in LA , and now the power goes out. at least its 10ish pm oh crap i dont know what time it is

isnt it sad that the intoxicating "new car smell" is really noxious plastics and carpet?

Young schmung

POLARIZING

http://www.edmunds.com/scion/xb/review.html

i think i want to find a game like city of heroes/villains, but not lame like WoW

7 bizarre ways Radio Clambake bikini girls can kill you suddenly

 

im gonna miss my mustang...

BLARRRRRRRRRRR

"Somehow I'd found the last guileless girl in New York City." - Vanilla Sky

Well I found the last guileless girl in everywhere BOOYA


Reneeko Ono forever

TONIGHT

There's RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SUNDAY NIGHT tonight, Sunday night, in the evening. Please listen or I'll spit in your food.

I've attached my webcam to a broken RC car, and I'm driving around with it LIVE ON THE INTERNET

EDIT: That was fun for about 17 mins. Here's the relevant video. It had sound, I'm not sure where it went. Here's what it sounded like:

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBALE THIS WEEKEND.Probably Sunday, but maybe Saturday too? we'll see. haha i typed clambale and im not fixing it. im outside

im firing the shotgun of comedy, and I've filled it with birdshot. what

the weird neighbors are listening to the dickies really loudly

Theres live RADIO CLAMBAKE this saturday, aug whateverth

when exactly do you start dying? when you are physically born? or at the moment of conception? whoaaa

i predict we will have a big earthquake in the next 7 days.

EDIT LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER: oops

durr, drunk, burrr

damn, drunk at 530pm. tonughts radio clambake will be horrible or interesting or both

dont miss ASK A LESBO tomorrow night on Radio Clambake

RADIO CLAMBAKE 08-07-2010

ANOTHER Radio Clambake will be presented for your dining and dancing pleasure this SATURDAY, 08-05-2010. Hello.

there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM this weekend, 99% sure itll be saturday night. Tune in, gays

trapped in a restaurant with mariachis. send help

EDIT: See? I wasn't lying

squeaking drunk chick next door is really annoying me

HAIR

I dyed my hair again, finally bit the bullet... although my traditional shade, Superman-style blue/black, no longer looks good... i have so much grey hair that the blue stuck almost exclusively to the grey... Now i have jet black hair with blue sides, in the sun at least.  I look like the clown version of Paulie from The Sopranos.

I will be on KUCI

Again, tonight from 6-8pm, on Jeff’s PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC show. Playing music! http://kuci.org

i will be on KUCI ( kuci.org ) on SUNDAY, 07/25/10 at 6pm pacific, playing Radio clambake favorites and Caddyshack things on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC

Finally – The definitive The Highway video!

I forgot I uploaded this to Vimeo!

Human Papilloma Virus is no laughing matter lol on Vimeo. It got taken off youtube because i titled it TEENS FUCKING or something equally inappropriate.

hey, that last radio clambake turned out pretty good.... well, it was fun for me at least! someone remind me to upload it

there will be <<<radio clambake>>> t is saturday, july somethingth

COOL

should i interview jon "bowser" bauman in radio clambake?

im walking around with "Within You, Without You" coming out of my pocket. technology is cool.

its been bugging me... if no one goes to the gulf coast for vacation, wont they go elsewhere, thereby boosting those economies instead? isnt it a wash?

i love hosing shit down

also, burnout paradise: the ultimate box is the most rewarding racing game ive played on the pc in a while.

ive had a boner for "Groove Line" by Heatwave since i was a kid, and i still love it

8 outrageous frauds involving Radio Clambake

Haha, not really. I got that title from LINKBAIT GENERATOR, as well as

“8 ways Radio Clambake can help you survive a plane crash”

“8 ways men try using Radio Clambake to get laid”

“Is Radio Clambake treated unfairly in the USA?”

and

“7 ways Radio Clambake could cure cancer”

 

Anyway, there WILL be new, LIVE Radio Clambake this Saturday, 6-26-10

 

6-26-10

Aaaaaaaaggh this blog is ugly. im drunk on a scratched up phone

odd moment: standing at a family pizza place with my 18.1 month old son, and anarchy for the u.k. starts blaring out of the guitar hero machine. time is weird.

you can spot a father a mile away

my phone is tripping! so is this horrendous looking blog

I'm on KUCI's PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC right now

Listen here, now!

Dennis Hopper, RIP

Bad restaurant conversions!

There was a place called Tasty Suprise Burger nearby… Years later they inexplicably changed their name to Tasty Sunrise Burger by removing the bottom part of the “p” in suprise to form an “n”. True story.  Anyway, here’s a list of other, less cool Bad restaurant conversions!

Update: Oh crap, now it’s this VVV


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electric razors kinda hurt

how come the straws on pump bottles dont go all the way to the bottom?

I wish I would have made this

Helping Johnny Remember from ashleigh nankivell on Vimeo.

I will be appearing live on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC on 05/30/10. all The Jam show with Jeff - go to kuci.org

9099999999999999999999999. aaagh

LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE TOMORROW, 05 FIFTEEN 2010. be there or be something

Ever notice how Rodney Dangerfield literally ***vibrates*** the whole time in Caddyshack?

and oh another one, SCIENTISTS

Have you ever stood on the side of a busy freeway and felt the wind produced by passing cars? What about a row of little power-generating fans embedded inside freeway guardrails? This was an idea I had years ago, but i STILL think it's a great one.

This is my idea, don't steal it SCIENTISTS!

Why don't we make a giant platform that hangs from a satellite in orbit... We could load people and things onto it and the earth rotates around below... it would be energy-free transportation at1000mph

listen you fuckers, you screwheads- there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this coming saturday, may somtehingth

A cool essay about the Haunted Mansion

my phone is broken and i have 11 months left on my contract. its really not cool. someone sell me a working Verizon phone for cheap!

i can get henry rollins to make a radio clambake promo for $50...

Apollo 11 footage in HD

Amazing footage of the Apollo 11 ignition sequence at 500 fps. Whoa!

This just in - Baby wipes clean leather rather well

Hey, I’ve been there!

I actually urinated in a bush outside the ESPN Zone after seeing The Damned. Damn!

They Might Be Giants - Anaheim from They Might Be Giants on Vimeo.

U… TWEET

Those catchy bastards at uniqlo are at it again. I always liked their weird dancing Asian chick clocks, and now they have this Twitter reader thing. Boy, my grammar skills have slipped…

radio clambake live saturday night... kinda NOW, kinda WOW!

getting my car washed in preparation for tonight's big big fucking radio clambake

oh willie

MetroPCS Commercial Tech & Talk: Spicy News

There is LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this Saturday, 4/17/10. Lots of new stuff here to contend with, but I think we can pull it off. And by "we", I mean me. And by "pull it off", I mean get really drunk and yammer on into the night.

ok, so now its this, the RADIO CLAMBAKE BLOG DEVICE. The forums were unused, unmanageable, and unsomethingsomething. also twitter is like pissing into the ocean