Sunday, June 27, 2010

also, burnout paradise: the ultimate box is the most rewarding racing game ive played on the pc in a while.
ive had a boner for "Groove Line" by Heatwave since i was a kid, and i still love it

Thursday, June 24, 2010

8 outrageous frauds involving Radio Clambake

Haha, not really. I got that title from LINKBAIT GENERATOR, as well as

“8 ways Radio Clambake can help you survive a plane crash”

“8 ways men try using Radio Clambake to get laid”

“Is Radio Clambake treated unfairly in the USA?”

and

“7 ways Radio Clambake could cure cancer”

 

Anyway, there WILL be new, LIVE Radio Clambake this Saturday, 6-26-10

 

6-26-10

Friday, June 18, 2010

Aaaaaaaaggh this blog is ugly. im drunk on a scratched up phone

Monday, June 14, 2010

odd moment: standing at a family pizza place with my 18.1 month old son, and anarchy for the u.k. starts blaring out of the guitar hero machine. time is weird.
you can spot a father a mile away

Sunday, June 6, 2010

my phone is tripping! so is this horrendous looking blog

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Bad restaurant conversions!

There was a place called Tasty Suprise Burger nearby… Years later they inexplicably changed their name to Tasty Sunrise Burger by removing the bottom part of the “p” in suprise to form an “n”. True story.  Anyway, here’s a list of other, less cool Bad restaurant conversions!

Update: Oh crap, now it’s this VVV


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electric razors kinda hurt

Friday, May 21, 2010

how come the straws on pump bottles dont go all the way to the bottom?

Saturday, May 15, 2010

I will be appearing live on PUNK BECOMES ECLECTIC on 05/30/10. all The Jam show with Jeff - go to kuci.org
9099999999999999999999999. aaagh

Friday, May 14, 2010

LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE TOMORROW, 05 FIFTEEN 2010. be there or be something

Monday, May 10, 2010

Ever notice how Rodney Dangerfield literally ***vibrates*** the whole time in Caddyshack?

and oh another one, SCIENTISTS

Have you ever stood on the side of a busy freeway and felt the wind produced by passing cars? What about a row of little power-generating fans embedded inside freeway guardrails? This was an idea I had years ago, but i STILL think it's a great one.

This is my idea, don't steal it SCIENTISTS!

Why don't we make a giant platform that hangs from a satellite in orbit... We could load people and things onto it and the earth rotates around below... it would be energy-free transportation at1000mph

Sunday, May 9, 2010

listen you fuckers, you screwheads- there will be LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this coming saturday, may somtehingth

Friday, May 7, 2010

A cool essay about the Haunted Mansion
my phone is broken and i have 11 months left on my contract. its really not cool. someone sell me a working Verizon phone for cheap!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

i can get henry rollins to make a radio clambake promo for $50...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

U… TWEET

Those catchy bastards at uniqlo are at it again. I always liked their weird dancing Asian chick clocks, and now they have this Twitter reader thing. Boy, my grammar skills have slipped…

Saturday, April 17, 2010

radio clambake live saturday night... kinda NOW, kinda WOW!
getting my car washed in preparation for tonight's big big fucking radio clambake

Thursday, April 15, 2010

There is LIVE RADIO CLAMBAKE this Saturday, 4/17/10. Lots of new stuff here to contend with, but I think we can pull it off. And by "we", I mean me. And by "pull it off", I mean get really drunk and yammer on into the night.
ok, so now its this, the RADIO CLAMBAKE BLOG DEVICE. The forums were unused, unmanageable, and unsomethingsomething. also twitter is like pissing into the ocean