Monday, August 19, 2024
Monday, February 5, 2024
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Friday, November 3, 2023
Mojave desert
Saturday, October 7, 2023
Friday, July 28, 2023
Friday, July 14, 2023
what even is this?
Monday, June 19, 2023
Tuesday, May 30, 2023
The negroes in the forest, brightly feathered,
Thursday, March 17, 2022
All that other stuff is true
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
my fan club is dead
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Sunday, February 28, 2021
Monday, November 9, 2020
spiders in my eyelids
Fuck Donald Trump
Monday, August 31, 2020
Sunday, June 28, 2020
Monday, June 15, 2020
Saturday, May 30, 2020
this is like the catchiest song ever
studies have shown no one reads this
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Friday, February 14, 2020
Saturday, August 17, 2019
Well, I guess this is over
Blogger sucks and seems abandoned and no longer works on my phone. radioclambake.com 4 lyfe
Sunday, August 4, 2019
The best guitar solo ever
It's still that little part in green earrings by steely Dan. You don't care, fuck you
Thursday, August 1, 2019
Beneath these bones let these words be seen
This is the bloody gears of a boppin' machine
Why do i even post anything here
Sunday, July 7, 2019
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town
A world of my own
I'll make it my home sweet hohh home
Friday, June 14, 2019
Tomorrow Never Knows
Is a masterful song. Masterful is an understatement, there is not a word to describe this song
Saturday, April 6, 2019
I really like
Pizzicato Five. Sweet Soul Revue, and many other songs, are just so damned happy. Happy is good.
Saturday, March 23, 2019
Friday, March 15, 2019
The three best horn arrangements ever
Touch Me- The Doors
In The Still Of The Night - Frank Sinatra
Splendido! - The Price Is Right music library
Thursday, January 24, 2019
I thought that if you had an acoustic guitar
That it meant that you were
A protest singer
Oh I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Life's a roll of the dice
I'm not looking to break the bank, I'm just looking for another night comped and a booklet of free drink tickets.
Saturday, December 22, 2018
Having
Having a funeral playlist, or a musical tribute, is pretty stupid actually. How trite. This guy died, here's his favorite song
I'm still totally having one though because I'm lame
Too bad they ended up playing at state fairs and Indian casinos and crap
Breathe deep, the gathering gloom. Watchlights fade from every room. Bedsitter people look back and lament, another day's useless and a year's spent. Impassioned lovers wrestle as one, lonely man cries for love and has none. New mother picks up and suckles her son, senior citizens wish they were young. Cold-hearted orb that rules the night - remove the colors from our sight - red is gray, and yellow white - but we decide which is right - and which is an illusion
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Listen you fuckers, you screwheads
Here is a man who would not take it anymore here is
I love that little glitch part in Taxi Driver. I'm also typing this while listening to Revolution 9. I still love this song, it still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
Woohooohh
Some people are made of plastic
And you know some people are made of wood
Some people have hearts of stone
Some people are up to no good
But baby, I'm for real
I'm as real as real can get
If what you're looking for is real loving
Then what you see is what you get
What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
I said, what you see (what you see) is what you get now, baby (is what you get)
And the real thing is the best thing yet (the best thing yet)
You know some people are made of lies
To bring you down and shame your name
But baby, I have good intentions
'Cause breaking hearts just ain't my game
All I want to do is love you
And sugar, I won't fill you with regret, no, no
If what you're looking for is real loving
Then what you see is what you get
What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
What you see (what you see) is what you get (is what you get)
I mean, what you see (what you see) is what you get now, baby (is what you get)
And the real thing is the best thing yet (the best thing yet)
Sunday, October 21, 2018
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Friday, October 5, 2018
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Dean
Down each avenue or via, street or strada
You can see 'em disappearing two by two
On an evening in Roma
Friday, September 7, 2018
Wednesday, August 29, 2018
Steely Dan's Aja album's absurdism lyrics shaped my life
To a large extent. Chinese music under Banyan Tree, angular banjos, dude ranches above the sea, expanding men...
Thursday, August 9, 2018
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Monday, June 18, 2018
With this mixed up fury
Crazy Beauty
Healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I set on my trek with a headstart back to truth
(A headstart back to truth, or you? I never knew)
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Friday, May 25, 2018
Saturday, May 19, 2018
I tell you this
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
Ive probably posted this before, but it still stands
Friday, May 18, 2018
American Boy, American Girl
Most beautiful people in the world
Son of the frontier
Indian swirl
Dancing to the midnight
whirlpool
Formless
I hope it can continue a little while longer
I hate posed pictures
Candid pictures are the way to go. I want to capture a slice of time, not some set up fakery
Sunday, May 13, 2018
Hey
Days may be cloudy or sunny
We're in or we're out of the money
But I'm with you always
I'm with you rain or shine
Tuesday, April 24, 2018
Monday, April 23, 2018
In the 70s
There was a hip trend to act like LOL I drink all the time LOL I love liquor LOL, like Foster Brooks, The Dean Martin schtick, etc.
Now that weed is becoming legal / more mainstream, there's going to be guys who become pot guys, pot equivalents of Foster Brooks, The Dean Martin schtick, Etc, only with weed. And it's not going to age well and it's going to be looked upon as stupid in like 10 years
Sunday, April 22, 2018
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
It is knowing
Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining
Yet you may see the meaning of within
It is being, it is being
Love is all and love is everyone
It is knowing, it is knowing...
... that ignorance and hates may mourn the dead
It is believing, it is believing
But listen to the colour of your dreams
It is not living, it is not living
So play the game "Existence" to the end...
... Of the beginning, of the beginning
Of the beginning, of the beginning
Saturday, April 7, 2018
Friday, April 6, 2018
Blogger won't let me post pictures
Unless I take them in real time. Why do I even use this anymore? I'm fairly certain 0 people read this except me. Whatever, I'm only doing this so my son has something to base his life on.
Tuesday, April 3, 2018
Friday, March 23, 2018
My test for "great song" has always been
If they reference Hully Gully in it, then it's a great song.
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Sunday, February 4, 2018
Sunday, January 14, 2018
Saturday, December 30, 2017
There are more beautiful songs
Than Bill Evans's "Tenderly" from the Everybody Digs Bill Evans album, but I can't think of any right now. That ending part where it sounds like he's not done even though he should be is the most charming thing ever.
Friday, December 22, 2017
Someone needs to cover white punks on dope
By The Tubes. I've probably posted this before on this blog but fuck it, I'm old and this blog is too. Don't make me break out the old chestnut that Oh Yeah by Roxy Music needs to be covered by a contemporary Country artist. Seriously, it's a perfect fit.
Monday, December 18, 2017
Round Table Pizza's Chicken and Garlic Supreme
Is my favorite chain pizza. It's delicious, admit it.
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Saturday, November 25, 2017
Saturday, November 18, 2017
Electronic
Would you lie to me
If you thought I was wrong
You deserted me
When it all went wrong
But it's too late to wash my hands
We're caught in a trap
Set for a man
Thursday, October 26, 2017
Sunday, September 3, 2017
Sunday, August 27, 2017
Saturday, August 12, 2017
I tell you this
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn
I think I've posted this before but who cares
Sunday, August 6, 2017
Sunday, July 23, 2017
Mike Douglas was cool
I used to watch his talk show after school almost every day, I always thought he seemed like a cool guy. Completely random thought.
Saturday, July 8, 2017
Saturday, July 1, 2017
Well when i die don't you bury me a'tall
Just nail my bones up on the wall
Beneath these bones let these words be seen
This is the bloody Gears of a boppin' machine
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Sunday, May 28, 2017
In fact the entire album Donald Fagen The Nightfly
Is great. Okay bye
I can't wait till I move to the city when I finally make up my mind to learn design and study overseas. I'm sure I've typed those lyrics Nine times into this blog by now, but I love this whole album
Charkie azzawi. Jk, attn Charlie
Give my music a chance. I gave my dad's music a chance after many years of resisting it and ended up enjoying a lot of it. Give me the same courtesy okay bye
PS you're so cool
Try crawling like a viper through these Suburban scenes. Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet. My teacher questioned me when I used the word "languid" on something in grade school. I had to tell her it was from a Steely Dan song. Ask Jeff Cope, Charlie. I appoint him musical arbiter. okay bye
The torch I carry is handsome
It's worth its heartache in Ransom
And when the twilight steals
I know how the lady in the harbor feels
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Sunday, May 14, 2017
Well I tried
To get radio Clambake going tonight, but my microphone only comes out of one speaker for some reason. I started to mess with it but then I got sweaty
Sunday, May 7, 2017
I like telling jokes to animals
Because they look at you blankly yet approvingly, like YESSSSUH! no matter what you say to them
Saturday, May 6, 2017
Thursday, April 6, 2017
Drinking
Puts a rosey patina on everyday life. But, isn't that the main goal of life? Isn't that what we're trying to do with their lives, in other ways, every day? And, if you refuse to put that rosey patina on your life, aren't you declared insane?
Saturday, March 25, 2017
Friday, March 24, 2017
Luxuria
Put out the fetch-candle
If you're coming through
And be my familiar spirit
If you want to
Deliver me unto my desire
Deliver me unto my desire
I'm up on the heights
I'm still up on the heights
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Summation
I was here
If you're reading this, you are here.
One day, you won't be here
And someone will read this
While they are here.
So just jump
on the conveyor belt
and relax...
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Friday, January 13, 2017
That it's over now
You're a big fat cow
And you're outta here
An old lyric that refuses to die
Comedy gold is comedy gold
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Attn tomorrow's poop
https://flic.kr/p/QcFJ2x
Havarti, roast beef, salami quesadilla with Taco bell Diablo sauce. It was good!
Thursday, December 1, 2016
This song reminds me of having the flu when I was 9
Fever dreams to this song.
https://youtu.be/s4rXEKtC8iY
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Tom Jones homage
I enjoy this homage to Tom Jones. No idea what they're saying though. https://youtu.be/ZnZLI2yDvO4
Thursday, November 24, 2016
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Friday, November 18, 2016
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Sunday, November 13, 2016
One sweet dream
Pick up the bags, get in the limousine. Soon we'll be away from here, step on the gas and wipe that tear away
I would beg and steal
I jumped out of a car once, with a guitar, and sang a completely tuneless (yet heartfelt) version of Love Me to a girl. She didn't go for it. WTF
Saturday, November 12, 2016
How
How much brain power is devoted to remembering lyrics? Sometimes I know all the words to a song that I haven't heard in years, and I wonder how much toll that's taking on my brain
Friday, November 11, 2016
Monday, October 17, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure to present on my album Mr. Dizzy Gillespie. Blow!
Yes I got some candy kisses for your lips Yes I got some honeysuckle chocolate chip n kisses full of love for you
Probably a repost, because I like this song.
Thursday, September 29, 2016
They need to start
Putting The Cramps songs in movies.
There, I called it. If you finally do, at least give me credit.
Some Jesus freak musician guy i used to work with
Once said that the guitar in The Cramps's "Call of the Wighat" was"classic swing guitar", even though he was diametrically opposed to it. I still agree with him, about this one issue only.
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Sunday, September 25, 2016
The generic music that they've used for years in the background of Morongo Casino commercials
Is a blatant rip-off of New Rhumba by Miles Davis. It infuriates me everytime I hear it. I used to hear it in other commercials too, but I guess Morongo Casino, in this area at least, has a monopoly on that stock music.
Thursday, September 15, 2016
So this is just about the best song ever
https://youtu.be/ZIrNtAq-t8w
When your eyes met mine it was eternity
I don't care if this might be a repost, this is a great song.
Monday, September 12, 2016
DO NOT DISCOUNT
The harmonies of Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66.
Bim Bom? Nigga please, those harmonies are outstanding.
Sunday, September 11, 2016
Friday, September 9, 2016
Helllllooo Dad
I'm currently getting down to Wes Montgomery. Is music genetic, or is good music just good music? We may never know the answers to these questions.
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Encores
In live shows...
They always pretend like they're leaving, the crowd chants and screams for them to come back, then they come back and play one or two more songs. If I was in a band, I would tell the audience if they had to remain perfectly quiet otherwise he wouldn't come back. See how quiet they could get. When you come back on stage, the crowd would erupt.
Monday, September 5, 2016
Blood sweat and tears
Spinning wheel is an indulgent yet audacious and ballsy song. I wonder why they didn't become more popular.
Mythos
Mythos
Drive West on Sunset to the Sea
I live nowhere near Sunset Boulevard, but I've actually driven West on Sunset to the Sea while listening to Babylon sisters. I have also experienced Santa Ana winds, and I've been to TJ. Oh Lordy, have I been to TJ. I've never jogged with show folk on the sand though. I've gotta with on that. Oh, hashtag steely Dan or whatever
Sunday, September 4, 2016
Thursday, September 1, 2016
The Doors
The only band that represents a specific time period. What I mean is, the doors always evoke an instant 1968 vibe. Any Doors song comes on and it instantly transports you to the late sixties, for better or worse.
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
Oh i can't sleep at night
Since you've been gone
I never weep at night
I can't go on
Don't you know I can't take it?
I don't know who can.
I'm not going to make it
I'm not that kind of man
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
Sunday, August 28, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Leave your worries behind
So grab your friends
Get the train comin' through
Climb on board
Where you leave's up to you
Leave your worries behind
'Cause rain, shine don't mind
We're ridin' on the groove line tonight
Sunday, August 7, 2016
I predict
A moderate earthquake on California's Central Coast within the next 48 hours. Maybe.
Edit: I was wrong. To all the people who say I can never admit when I'm wrong, there, I just did.
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Steely Dan -green earrings
The Greek medallions part sounds like a man having a conversation with a guitar. I may have posted that before but who cares
Saturday, July 2, 2016
Oh yeah
I forgot that sorry by the colourfield has one of my favorite little guitar bits ever. Such pleasing tones
The Residents The King and Eye
Is like if aliens heard Elvis Presley music and tried to interpret it in the best way they could
Friday, June 17, 2016
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Sunday, May 29, 2016
Sunday, May 15, 2016
To a friend
Speaking of vibraphones, which we weren't, but have you checked out Dave Pike? Jesus Christ I sound like my dad. But really, Dave Pike
I have become my jazz-invasive father
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
In cold water
There are men high up there fishing
Haven't seen quite enough of the world
Ooh, I ain't seen a sign of my heroes
And I'm still diving down for pearls
Oh, let me flow into the ocean
Yeah, let me get back to the sea
Let me be stormy and let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free
I'm flowing under bridges
Then flying through the sky
I'm traveling down cold metal
Just a tear in a baby's eye
Oh, let me flow into the ocean
Oh, let me get back to the sea
Oh, let me be stormy and let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free, set me free
I am not the actor
This can't be the scene
But I am in the water
As far as I can see
Oh, I'm remembering distant memories
Recalling other names
Rippling over canyons
And boiling in the train
Oh, let me flow into the ocean
Let me get back to the sea
Let me be stormy and let me be calm
Let the tide in and set me free, set me free
Set me free, I wanna drown in cold water
Friday, April 29, 2016
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Monday, April 18, 2016
I predict
In the future there is going to be Nostalgia for video game lobbies of today. Maybe even themed restaurants and stuff
Sunday, April 10, 2016
Let's not forget
That Another Brick in the Wall Part 1 is a great, criminally underlooked song. I have to pee.
Thursday, April 7, 2016
Uncage the colors, unfurl the flag
Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you're a boy
Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you're a boy
When you're a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you're a boy
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favourite things
When you're a boy
Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out
Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you're a boy
They'll never clone ya
You're always first on the line
When you're a boy
When you're a boy
You can buy a home of your own
When you're a boy
Learn to drive and everything
You'll get your share
When you're a boy
Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
I did it!
I think I've said this before here, but I've accomplished it!
https://youtu.be/gvDwr9-MlfE
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
So John Lennon
Longs for his mom in a spiritual and semi-mystical way in the song Julia, then later does the song God that throws all belief away? I wonder how he would feel about it now, if he was still alive.
You see, now that I'm old I realize so much more about life and its machinations and pitfalls. When I was younger, and an older person would tell me this type of thing, I would blow it off. But it's real. You gain more Vision as you get older. You always think you have maximum vision - when you're 5, 10, 15, 20. But it always gets wider. You just don't realize it. Blarr ramble ramble ramble
Monday, March 28, 2016
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Isn't it a pity?
Now isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts
And cause each other pain
How we take each other's love
Without thinking anymore?
Forgetting to give back
Isn't it a pity?
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Tuesday, March 8, 2016
Instant breakfast
I am out of season all year 'round
Hear machinery roar to my empty sound
Touch my heart and feel winter
Hold my hand and be doomed forever
Monday, February 29, 2016
Johnno
People say I'm crazy, doing what I'm doing
Well, they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin
When I say that I'm okay, well, they look at me kinda strange
"Surely, you're not happy now, you no longer play the game"
People say I'm lazy, dreaming my life away
Well, they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me
When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall
"Don't you miss the big time, boy. You're no longer on the ball"
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Bobby Troupe
It winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than 2000 miles all the way,
Won't you get hip to this timely tip
When you make that California trip?
Won't you get hip to this timely tip
When you make that California trip?
Get your kicks on Route 66!
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Monday, February 15, 2016
Monday, February 1, 2016
Guitar
Naive and wise with no sense of time
As I set my clock with a heart beat, tick tock
Violent and mild, common sense says I'm wild
With this mixed up fury, crazy beauty
It's healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I get on my trek with a head start back to you
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Friday, January 29, 2016
My dad's song to my mom
https://youtu.be/n4KrMmhC6OM
Although I don't think she remembers
Here's to you guys
Monday, January 18, 2016
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Monday, December 14, 2015
Monday, December 7, 2015
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Thursday, October 22, 2015
Thursday, October 15, 2015
How come
History of the world part one isn't available on any streaming service that I can find? Mel Brooks, do you care to answer?
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Sunday, September 6, 2015
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Let's talk about cars
This song reminds me of death. You die, then you inexplicably hear Mexican radio as you're floating up. Then the EMT's/mortuary workers are also inexplicably speaking French as you lament the loss of trivial things. Then everything slows down and fades.
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Saturday, August 22, 2015
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Steveland
Our love is at an end
But you say now you have changed
But tomorrow will reflect love's past
Friday, August 14, 2015
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Does anybody read this?
More importantly, does anyone read this that used to listen to radio clambake? I need advice...
Saturday, July 11, 2015
Yes I've got some candy kisses for your lips
Yes I've got some honeysuckle chocolate chip and kisses full of love for you
Sunday, July 5, 2015
Sunday, May 31, 2015
Scanning
the world's media to find something meaningful for my existence. Analyzing what my dad loved, just looking for some insight. Over and over.
Friday, May 8, 2015
I drove
through the Mojave Desert once, listening to (the Anthology versions of) while My Guitar Gently Weeps and Something. With 400 horsepower and a broad by my side, it was iconic to say the least. A real dawn of man- history repeating-timeless ocean of sand thing. Not sure why, it just happened.
Someone should make a video of sweeping skylines and life in Manhattan
Set to Miles Davis's All Blues. I've had that idea since I was maybe 20, ex girlfriends will back me up on this. But I have no skills. someone make this ok go
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
Well you can't see it by satellite and baby that's cheatin'
The president's callin' an emergency meetin'
The King of Siam sent a telegram saying
Wop bobba loopa loppa loopa lappa lam
Hoo weeeeeeee
Monday, April 27, 2015
Friday, April 24, 2015
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Saturday, March 14, 2015
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Thursday, February 5, 2015
The colors of Amelie
Are like the colors of your memory, colors not usually seen in task life. Best cinematography ever
Sunday, February 1, 2015
Garota de Ipanema translated
Look what a beautiful thing
More full of grace
Is it girl
Coming and going
A sweet swing
Sea Way
Golden girl body
From Ipanema sun
Your balanced
It's more than a poem
It is the most beautiful thing
I've seen pass
Ah! because I'm so alone
Ah! because everything is so sad
Ah! the beauty that exists
The beauty that is not only my
That also goes alone
Ah! If she knew
That when she passes
The smiling world
Is filled with grace
And it is more beautiful
Because of love
Friday, January 30, 2015
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Sunday, January 18, 2015
Heatwave's
The Groove Line is still one of my top 20 favorite songs ever. I let some large kid named Sanders listen to my cassette tape of the song at Summer School, & I earned street cred from it. That's not why I like it though, the song just rules.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Monday, December 15, 2014
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Super buzzed
Bracing myself against the dresser. Listening to Blue In Green by Miles Davis, knowing that it will also be played at my funeral
Saturday, November 8, 2014
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
RIP Fred Berry
I know I'm like 11 years late, but I enjoyed him on what's happening. That guy could dance
Sunday, October 26, 2014
The guitar solo in
I'm Free by The Who is so bitchin. I'm no musician, but I sure wish I was. But I love that concise little guitar riff
Jim Morrison
In "Five To One" from The Doors In Concert... Is good. To be honest, I forgot what I was originally going to write that's okay. No one read this except me
EDIT: Oh yeah. Going to say is that it's my favorite vocals by Jim Morrison. So manic, yet controlled.
Friday, October 24, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
So instead of a big bang, maybe it was
More like a de-arrangement of stacked matter? Has anyone looked into this?
Is it possible
That instead of a big bang at the beginning of the universe, that the universes may have all been stacked up in some way? Seriously.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
You know what?
Ventura Highway by America is a solid, awesome song. Although, there are no "gator lizards" on Ventura Highway, it kind of makes no sense. I'm sure there's a deeper meaning, but I shouldn't have to research it, you know what I mean? hello future
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Attention Morrissey
Miserable Lie by The Smiths (studio version from"The Smiths" joe dallesansro cover) is the best song ever made, by any artist. I salute you. Damn.
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Friday, August 29, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Friday, August 22, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Sunday, July 13, 2014
The draw man 1970s kcet show
Does anyone else remember this show? I sure do, but the internet apparently has forgotten it. I'm pretty sure it was Los Angeles area only, where a guy with glasses in a monotone voice would show you how to draw heads, houses, birds, etcetera. Anyone?
Sunday, June 22, 2014
When
The summer came you were not around
Now the summer's gone and love cannot be found
Where were you when I needed you last winter
Monday, June 2, 2014
Monday, May 26, 2014
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Fee Waybill
Where are you Fee Waybill!
PS white punks on dope is my top 50 favorite songs ever, and I maintain someone should record it in an acoustic version remake
Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm
Like a Sunday in TJ
That it's cheap but its not free
And I'm not what I used to be
And that love's not a game for free
I love Santa Ana winds
Gives me an excuse to listen to Babylon Sisters at maximum volume.
"Turn that jungle music down"
Snapshot of a life, 2014
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Sunday, April 13, 2014
Monday, March 31, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Blue Jasmine
I like the inclusion of some west coast jazz in the west coast scenes. I like Woody Allen.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
I'm having
a life moment, standing in the garage, listening to Claire de Lune, all by myself. Hooray for March 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
But i know my luck too well
Yes I know my luck too well
And I'll probly never see you again
I'll probly never see you again
I'll probly never see youuuuu againnnnn
And I was right
Haha badouin
Friday, February 7, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
The Who - live at leeds
Boy I love the version of Young Man Blues offa this album. It sounds like a combination of The Who, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath all at the same time. And Roger Daltrey sounds particularly vitriolic.
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
Monday, December 23, 2013
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Monday, December 16, 2013
I blocked the song babe by Styx
Out of my brain this whole time. I just stumbled upon it and man 8th grade . Babe I love you. Oooooooooooooohhh Babe
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Matter of fact it's all dark
All that you touch
And all that you see
All that you taste
All you feel
And all that you love
And all that you hate
All you distrust
All you save
And all that you give
And all that you deal
And all that you buy
Beg, borrow or steal
And all you create
And all you destroy
And all that you do
And all that you say
And all that you eat
And everyone you meet
And all that you slight
And everyone you fight
And all that is now
And all that is gone
And all that's to come
And everything under the sun is in tune
But the sun is eclipsed by the moon
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Stray Cat Strut
In Bart's Pub
I XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX in this parking lot once. Oops I shouldn't have typed that I'm drunk and Lavonne just served me a freshie.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Seine
When one has nothing in itself - When there is no longer a refuge -
When you can not escape - When you do not know it jogging
Black as night - Yes, black as my soul -
Black as the waters - in which I sink
If
My dad were alive in this day and age of technological connectivity, he would be sending drunken texts telling his outlying friends to "get into" some obscure band or another. In those days you had to do it by phone or US Mail, now I can do it without a second thought over the Internets. I guess we all do it. The human condition. Whatever. Trippy.
Saturday, November 30, 2013
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Sunday, November 3, 2013
So its Halloween
And you feel like dancin'
And you feel like shinin'
And you feel like letting loose
Whatcha gonna be
Babe, you better know
And you better plan
Better plan all day
Better plan all week
Better plan all month
Better plan all year
You're dressed up like a clown
Putting on your act
It's the only time all year
You'll ever admit that
I can see your eyes
I can see your brain
Baby, nothing's changed
You're still hiding in a mask
You take your fun seriously
No, don't blow this year's chance
Tomorrow your mold goes back on
After Halloween
You go to work today
You'll go to work tomorrow
Shitfaced tonight
You'll brag about it for months
Remember what I did
Remember what I was
Back on Halloween
But what's in between
Where are your ideas
You sit around and dream
For next Halloween
Why not everyday
Are you so afraid
What will people say
After Halloween
Because your role is planned for you
There's nothing you can do
But stop and think it through
But what will the boss say to you
And what will your girlfriend say to you
And the people out on the street they might glare at you
And whadya know you're pretty self-conscious too
So you run back and stuff yourselves in rigid business costumes
Only at night to score is your leather uniform exhumed
Why don't you take your social regulations
And shove 'em up your ass
Thursday, October 10, 2013
I love the subtext in
Splendido off the price is right soundtrack. The horn arrangement is sublime, I gotta say it's one of my favorite songs ever
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Monday, September 9, 2013
Vivid and in your prime
You will leave me behind
You will leave me behind
You will leave me behinnnnndddddd-uh
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Why do women
have bachelorette parties with penis cakes and funny little penis-shaped prizes... Wouldn't men be thrown in jail for having a party with giant vaginas all over the place?
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Thank you, Paul Weller,Mick Talbot, Steve White, et al
For my ever changing moods, among other things.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
I know
That the song The Soft Parade is a cobbled together pastiche from many drunken Jim Morrison sessions, but I really enjoy the juxtaposition of the different musical styles, all in one song.OK bye
It's safe to say
That, genetically, my son will be having many drunken conversations with my dead self while peeing some time in the future
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Heatwave-always and forever always reminds me
Of pissing in a casino, because I've heard that song in 2 different casino bathrooms. I may have even posted that before but I'm too lazy/apathy-y to look
Friday, June 14, 2013
You know you really have a memorable wife when...
Las Vegas bartenders remember you from a year and a half ago by sight
Where are all the absurdists?
I am watching psych out right now, and in this movie and many other movies from the 60's there are so many absurdists. For instance, in the beginning scene of this movie, the Haight Ashbury district is filled with people with blank signs protesting nothing. I love that idea, but whatever happened to all of these absurdists? Are they alive? Dead? Incognito? PS I am using speech to text, so this is the most poorly worded blog post ever
Friday, May 31, 2013
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Is it wrong
That I feel most like Woody Allen in Annie Hall? I wonder if anyone identifies most with, say, Will Smith in Independence Day , or something?
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
A shadow
'Cross the blue Miami sky
As we hear the causeway by
The big hotels
We fought
Now I can't remember why
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wow
Shirley Jones was banging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzj7F1qwcgk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Monday, April 8, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
I love
walking around and having Acknowledgement screaming out of my pocket. Literally.
'trane, baby.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Come to my side child
Don't leave me alone stay with me darling I can't face is on my own I want you to be with me I need you in life I want you forever I'll be yours and you'll be mine
Eat shit
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Friday, March 15, 2013
Single tree, this live
A single tree. A desolate horizon. I have no choice but to turn back to the Christmas lights-colored humans to my left and their "party".
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
17
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Friday, February 22, 2013
Sunday, February 10, 2013
This is no one night stand it's a real occasion
Close your eyes and you'll be there
It's everything they say
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Hey, I just made this up
We are all alive at the same time, riding this same planet. Shouldn't that be enough to allow us to embrace each other unequivocally?
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Really
I'm forced to.listen to.Katy Perry? What am I, at a birthday party for 11 year olds? FUUUUXKJJKKK
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Monday, December 24, 2012
I found a cheat code for my washing machine
What's next, strategy guides for ovens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZKqpoVX3t4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
I don't know why
But that fucking Paul McCartney/ Dave Grohl/krist Novoseliicociicic/ Pat Smear song on snl brings me to involuntary tears, drunk or sober. I just tested it again. Closest I can come is that it feels like they brought Paul out of some cryogenic/shitty/old man music freeze to sing another kick ass rock n roll song. Or something. All I know is when the full band is jamming and there's that chord change near the end it brings the tears to my eyes for some bizarre reason.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Woody Allen
Woody Allen's movies are only good when the subject matter fits his style of music. Drunken wisdom.
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Ya fuckers
Catch me I'm falling so fast and I can't seem to find All the reasons I had when the purpose was mine Now I stumble so fast rolling into the night Kiss me quick before I land and am broken in two Keep me on the right track, hold my dreams in tact too -I get lost in this place - I get lost, yes it's true
Quand on n'a plus rien en soi - Quand on n'a plus de refuge -Quand on ne peut plus fuir - Quand on ne sais on courrir Noir comme la nuit - Oui, noir comme mon ame -Noir comme les eaux - Dans lesquels je sombre [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/style+council/
down+in+the+seine_20132757.html ] Help me I'm sinking so fast into waters unplanned That I once held onto but have got out of hand Now the things that I loved are the things I can't stand
Squeeze me slow before I come to that part of the ground It's a million miles up and a million miles down I get lost in between and I wait to be found
Quand on n'a plus rien en soi - Quand on n'a plus de refuge -Quand on ne peut plus fuir - Quand on ne sais ou courrir -Noir comme la nuit - Oui noir comme mon ame -Noir comme les eaux - Dans lesquels je sombre
And in the waters I sink and in the waters I drink Until I rise to the top which in truth is not To make you feel your alright, to make you feel there's no fight -
Ya
Good morning day, how do you do I wonder - what will you do for me? I should be on my way, I should be earning pay, I should be all the things that I�m not -And I�ve tried on my own, now there�s nothing to keep me at home, Like my brother has too - gotta leave to get out of this view, You see they, tell you to move around -If you can�t find work in your own town.
As I rise from my bed I can hear the old man Blaming heaven & mother for this 30 years with one firm, 13 months redundant, Yes I�d say that�s unlucky for some -
Now our tears fall like rain, as my mother walks me to my train, With a kiss & a wave - "come home weekends" - that�s if I can save. I swear I�ll take it out on the man -Who ever devised this economy plan.
All the love in the world - can�t put -Dinner on the table -All the hate that I feel no love could put right
Good morning day, how do you do I wonder - what will you do for me? I should be on my way, I should be earning pay, I should be all the things that I�m not -
And I�ve tried on my own, now there�s nothing to keep me at home, All the love and the strength has been taken by this government, You see they, tell you to move around -If you can�t find work in your own town.
Father�s in the kitchen, counting out coins, Mother�s in the bedroom, looking through pictures of her boys, One is in london, looking for a job, The other�s in whitehall - looking for those responsible!
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Solar panel technology
Seems like it needs to be refined and perfected. That's today's science tip from Radio Clambake
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
Monday, July 16, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Why don't they make
some sort of chemical that bonds with greenhouse gases. then they could spray it as an aerosol in the air, and as it falls it would take carbon down with it. then all wed have to do is sweep it up
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Look at me look at me
I have weird musical taste, I guess you could say I like to listen to things that people aren't supposed to listen to for enjoyment. Profound.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Languid
this is the night of the expanding man
I take 1 last drag as I approach the stand
I cried when I wrote the song
sue me if I play too long
THIS brother is free
I'll be what I want to be
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Saturday, June 16, 2012
I stuck your marriage proposal
in the waste disposal
if that's the trash asthetic
then I suggest that we forget it
hey, abc writes great lyrics
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
La jolla
I am standing in la jolla right now, amazed at the scenery from my beachfront hotel room. but you can always have this, once you see it just reimagine it whenever, wherever you want.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Friday, May 4, 2012
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Headstart
naive and wise with no sense of time as I set my clock with the heart beat tick tock violent and mild common sense says I'm wild with this mixed up fury crazy beauty healthy to find all these feelings inside as I get on my trek with a head start back to truth.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Macfags
Mac joneser : the more I read about macs the more I want more of them and I want more people to buy them so they can experience what owning a mac is really like
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
REMOTE CONTROL MOON WAR
What a Moon In My Room nightmare... I bought some cheap Discovery Moon In My Room, a moon that you hang on the wall and control the phases with a remote control. Well somehow the remote stopped working. i looked up the manufacturer of "moon in my room" and it led me to Uncle Milton toys, so i wrote them and asked nicely for a new remote. Now some girl from Uncle Milton called me and asked for the model number so she could ship out the free new remote. It was only then i realized that this was a DISCOVERY CHANNEL MOON IN MY ROOM, not an UNCLE MILTON MOON IN MY ROOM. She almost balked at sending the remote but is going to anyway. i wonder if It’ll work? Or is there some war going on in the remote control moon industry?
(I just really wanted to use the phrase “Remote control Moon war”)
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Friday, December 30, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Frank Sinatra
all the gold, silver, and gold
all you could hold up there on a moonbeam
poor, ain't nobody poor
long as love is sure
On the street of dreams
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Mmm
someone take a snapshot, because I'm too drunk do it myself... right now, 952 pm in our backyard, 67 degrees. Man, this is perfect with the Jobim I am playing .
Friday, October 14, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
a RADIO CLAMBAKE FIRST
I think…
I’m doing tonight’s RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT in reverse… Due (sort of) to a technical difficulty, I’m only now starting this new innovative kind of radio clambake… RADIIO CLAMBAKE TARGETED AT THE PODCAST AUDIENCE version at 12:30 am… Download it at RADIO CLAMBAKE.COM .
Ok thanks
Saturday, October 1, 2011
I SALUTE UN SINN
UN Sinn listened to Radio Clambake Live Saturday Night Collectors Edition 2011 WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD. SALUD!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
WELLER
When I find you waiting hours; oh,
You’re there to save my life for our obvious goal
We’ve got a headstart for happiness
For our part, guess we must be blessed
For this feeling to be so strong
Tell me is that so wrong?
The space betweeen us for days has been so far;
I’ve spent a lonely week
Now I wanna be where you are
We’ve got a headstart for happiness, for our part
Guess we must be kissed by this force I feel inside
Now I’m not gonna hide.
All the roads that lead to struggles
Bring you back to where you need
Some reassurance in your own depth,
Only you can see, but let others feel
Peace in my mind I’m so happy to find
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.
When I find you waiting hours, oh
It’s my heart, not my head that takes control
And you’ve got to lead where your heart says go
And this hope that it turns out so
And that’s all that you can hope for
Can you expect much more?
Naive and wise with no sense of time
As I set my clock with a heart beat, tick tock
Violent and mild - common sense says I’m wild
With this mixed up fury, crazy beauty
It’s healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
Tattoos are dumb
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
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Saturday, July 9, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Yellow days
were all in the same, giant, heaving boat that is on a collision course with a giant rock. and none of us know how to steer.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Playing with the official blogger app
And stuff. Still listening to antonio carlos jobim. bossa nova is awesome
mobile blogging
is what I'm doing right now, with the use of speech to text on my android phone. elsa have a cold, but it seems to work pretty well. I will call honestly I'm incredibly bored and I'm just playing with my phone and I'm listening to antonio carlos jobim
Saturday, June 11, 2011
attention MY SON 41 YEARS FROM NOW
father
hans plays with multi
Games without frontiers by peter gabriel via voice to text.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
snapshot
Monday, May 9, 2011
IT'S NOT A BACKSLASHHHHHHHHH
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Saturday, April 30, 2011
i
tips
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
radio clambakeeeeeee
Thursday, April 21, 2011
relationships are trippy
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Deacon blues is such a good song
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
I look
Monday, April 4, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
yesssssssss - food orgasm
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
hmm
Trapped in kid show purgatory, but...
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Bill Coyne is dead.
And now, even in death, the old punk rock groupie broads throw themselves at him one final time... Except now they are all middle aged and the "throwing" is done via Facebook.
Adios, Wilhelm.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
The FIRST RADIO CLAMBAKE FROM THE
New RADIO CLAMBAKE STUDIOS will be THIS Saturday, 03/13/2011. Probably.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
2 year old's musical preferences
Friday, February 11, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
radio clambake is now
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
radio clambake - the lost tapes
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Trying to type this while a toddler assaults me
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?
Aww, I love that movie.