The Radio Clambake Deviceeeeee

Attn: snoop dogg

2012-01-31T22:19:00.001-08:00

Faze-O: Ridin' High is a great song. do something with it.

REMOTE CONTROL MOON WAR

2012-01-31T10:08:00.001-08:00

What a Moon In My Room nightmare... I bought some cheap Discovery Moon In My Room, a moon that you hang on the wall and control the phases with a remote control. Well somehow the remote stopped working. i looked up the manufacturer of "moon in my room" and it led me to Uncle Milton toys, so i wrote them and asked nicely for a new remote. Now some girl from Uncle Milton called me and asked for the model number so she could ship out the free new remote. It was only then i realized that this was a DISCOVERY CHANNEL MOON IN MY ROOM, not an UNCLE MILTON MOON IN MY ROOM. She almost balked at sending the remote but is going to anyway. i wonder if It’ll work? Or is there some war going on in the remote control moon industry?

(I just really wanted to use the phrase “Remote control Moon war”)

2012-01-10T22:15:00.001-08:00

These are so good, mmm. buy them.

Ya

2012-01-10T22:08:00.001-08:00

my lips are burning

Wrap your chops

2011-12-30T22:19:00.001-08:00

Round this stick of tea
come on blow this gauge

Frank Sinatra

2011-12-28T22:49:00.001-08:00

all the gold, silver, and gold
all you could hold up there on a moonbeam
poor, ain't nobody poor
long as love is sure

On the street of dreams

HMM

2011-12-24T00:44:00.001-08:00

I have been factually wrong a lot lately. Is it old age, or stupidity?

Ringo Starr

2011-12-08T19:17:00.001-08:00

Seems cool.

I love horn arrangements

2011-11-23T20:56:00.001-08:00

A lot.

This song is what you start hearing 1 millisecond after dying,

2011-11-18T21:26:00.001-08:00

as you float over to whatever. uncontrollable multiple-languaged-for-no-reason ULTIMATE WIND DOWN

Languid

2011-11-01T23:50:00.001-07:00

here come those santa ana winds again, bad news...

hey cool. I use this on my phone but it seems to work on the internet webs web thing web too

2011-10-22T00:18:00.001-07:00

From Crackle: Step Brothers

2011-10-20T21:57:00.001-07:00

Watch "Steely Dan | Green Earrings EXTENDED (INSTRUMENTAL ~SANS LEAD GUITAR)" on YouTube

When you leave this life

2011-10-20T21:54:00.001-07:00

relationships, love, and music are all you have.

Mmm

2011-10-17T21:55:00.001-07:00

someone take a snapshot, because I'm too drunk do it myself... right now, 952 pm in our backyard, 67 degrees. Man, this is perfect with the Jobim I am playing .

2011-10-15T22:59:00.001-07:00

Fucking dullards...

Mmm

2011-10-14T22:23:00.001-07:00

Turkey burgers from Carls Jr are godhead

2011-10-09T14:42:00.001-07:00

I'm at a bar in the bowels of a multi story antique shop in riverside, california. weird.

Pick up line

2011-10-09T14:14:00.001-07:00

I'm mister kawasaki!

2011-10-03T00:05:00.001-07:00

Veal in the sky keeps on turnin

a RADIO CLAMBAKE FIRST

2011-10-02T00:40:00.001-07:00

I think…

I’m doing tonight’s RADIO CLAMBAKE LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT in reverse… Due (sort of) to a technical difficulty, I’m only now starting this new innovative kind of radio clambake… RADIIO CLAMBAKE TARGETED AT THE PODCAST AUDIENCE version at 12:30 am… Download it at RADIO CLAMBAKE.COM .

Ok thanks

I SALUTE UN SINN

2011-10-01T22:38:00.001-07:00

UN Sinn listened to Radio Clambake Live Saturday Night Collectors Edition 2011 WHEN NO ONE ELSE WOULD. SALUD!

Sega

2011-09-26T21:32:00.001-07:00

hey, gameworks is pretty cool. I'm glad there's still one left by our house.

Enter A Post Title

2011-09-25T00:55:00.001-07:00

Drunk, alone, listening to Django. MAN OF THE YEAR

WELLER

2011-09-25T00:29:00.001-07:00

When I find you waiting hours; oh,
You’re there to save my life for our obvious goal
We’ve got a headstart for happiness
For our part, guess we must be blessed
For this feeling to be so strong
Tell me is that so wrong? 
The space betweeen us for days has been so far;
I’ve spent a lonely week
Now I wanna be where you are
We’ve got a headstart for happiness, for our part
Guess we must be kissed by this force I feel inside
Now I’m not gonna hide.

All the roads that lead to struggles
Bring you back to where you need
Some reassurance in your own depth,
Only you can see, but let others feel
Peace in my mind I’m so happy to find
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.

When I find you waiting hours, oh
It’s my heart, not my head that takes control
And you’ve got to lead where your heart says go
And this hope that it turns out so
And that’s all that you can hope for
Can you expect much more? 

Naive and wise with no sense of time
As I set my clock with a heart beat, tick tock
Violent and mild - common sense says I’m wild
With this mixed up fury, crazy beauty
It’s healthy to find all these feelings inside
As I get on my trek with a headstart back to you.

DIZ

2011-09-18T18:50:00.001-07:00

I’m listening to Dizzy Gillespie – Manteca right now, full blast. Man.

2011-08-11T01:57:00.001-07:00

Standing outside in the dark while pantries are raided

2011-08-02T23:43:00.001-07:00

chicken nuggets spinning in an oven and clowny clown clown are your future,wether you accept this or not

Wow

2011-07-22T23:26:00.001-07:00

People sure like some shitty music

Tattoos are dumb

2011-07-22T08:15:00.001-07:00

This is the only tattoo I'd ever consider getting. Then I'd shave it into different hairstyles/beards all the time!

Drunk in the garage x 500

2011-07-20T00:01:00.001-07:00

Not that I'm complaining...

2011-07-17T01:38:00.001-07:00

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Albert Brooks

2011-07-09T18:54:00.001-07:00

in Taxi Driver is a great, underappreciated performance.

2011-07-04T00:57:00.001-07:00

I'm sitting in the middle of the street in lake arrowhead

Yellow days

2011-06-21T22:40:00.001-07:00

were all in the same, giant, heaving boat that is on a collision course with a giant rock. and none of us know how to steer.

I just bought a cd

2011-06-21T21:13:00.001-07:00

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0000036Y2/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1308715867&sr=8-1

Life is incredibly cyclical

2011-06-18T00:46:00.001-07:00

From person to person, generation to generation. Genes are weird

Playing with the official blogger app

2011-06-18T00:40:00.001-07:00

And stuff. Still listening to antonio carlos jobim. bossa nova is awesome

mobile blogging

2011-06-18T00:38:00.001-07:00

is what I'm doing right now, with the use of speech to text on my android phone. elsa have a cold, but it seems to work pretty well. I will call honestly I'm incredibly bored and I'm just playing with my phone and I'm listening to antonio carlos jobim

attention MY SON 41 YEARS FROM NOW

2011-06-11T00:41:00.001-07:00

One day my son's gonna be standing in the same position that I am right now,thinking about all the same things I'm thinking about right now. Weird. PS roxy music owns

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2011-06-11T00:24:00.003-07:00

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father

2011-06-11T00:24:00.001-07:00

my dad would have killed for something like this. He was always writing in little note pads his random thoughts. weird to think that nowadays you can just speak into your phone and have whatever bullshit is in your mind translated in real time into real stuff that other people can immediately read

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hans plays with multi

2011-06-11T00:21:00.001-07:00

lol t plays with chain jane plays with with me willie is happy again suki plays with leo sasha please with brit adolf build a bonfire enrico plays with it
Games without frontiers by peter gabriel via voice to text.

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2011-05-21T19:50:00.001-07:00

I juxtaposition took a shot ls tequila and something at a bar with fake books

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cool

2011-05-16T13:33:00.001-07:00

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo.

909

2011-05-11T00:36:00.001-07:00

snapshot

2011-05-10T22:27:00.001-07:00

hello future, there is a snapshot. it is may somethingth, 2011. That is all.

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IT'S NOT A BACKSLASHHHHHHHHH

2011-05-09T12:06:00.000-07:00

Why do people STILL insist on calling the slash in a web address a backslash? Now, just to be clear, I'll lay it out for you once and for all:

THERE ARE NO BACKSLASHES IN WEB ADDRESSES. THEY ARE CALLED SLASHES.

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY, IT DIDN'T "JUST CHANGE RECENTLY."

fuck man

aah...

2011-05-03T23:28:00.001-07:00

Summery.

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i

2011-04-30T01:45:00.001-07:00

I just had a total 70s porn theater experience, alone, in my house, thanks to radio clambake. viva radio clambake!

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tips

2011-04-30T01:01:00.001-07:00

To listen to Radio Clambake on an Android device, I use a player app called "A Online Radio". Worst name ever, but it works great. in fact, I'm listening right now.

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I'm so cool

2011-04-26T22:28:00.001-07:00

I like punk, jazz, and j-pop. I'm so fucking cool

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radio clambakeeeeeee

2011-04-22T22:52:00.001-07:00

I love radio clambake because I don't have to jockey for everyone's attention

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relationships are trippy

2011-04-21T22:55:00.001-07:00

I've always tried to be stiller and meara with my significant others. I now realize that that's annoying and generally untenable. Salud, salud, salud

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Deacon blues is such a good song

2011-04-16T23:31:00.001-07:00

I crawl like a viper through these suburban scenes (streets? ... I prefer scenes)

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I look

2011-04-12T22:27:00.001-07:00

I look back on comments I've made in the past, can I find them to be retarded and stupid. Does that mean I'm still making stupid comments and I just don't realize it yet?

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vegas

2011-04-04T00:42:00.001-07:00

sunday night in vegas are relatively mellow and cool

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e-cig

2011-04-01T20:57:00.001-07:00

I'm smoking an e-cig in Vegas. Weird.

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yesssssssss - food orgasm

2011-04-01T00:20:00.001-07:00

750 W Route 66
Glendora, CA 91740
(626) 335-1289
http://www.yelp.com/biz/petrillos-pizza-restaurant-glendora?no_splash=1
'>Petrillo's Pizza Restaurant

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hmm

2011-03-29T23:45:00.001-07:00

I'm going to miss the "prestige" of pulling into Vegas with a badassish car

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let's play hardballlllll

2011-03-29T22:33:00.001-07:00

Matthews: ‘Dismissive hatred’ a drag on GOP

Nice, Chris.

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Trapped in kid show purgatory, but...

2011-03-29T20:50:00.001-07:00

Hey, the Upside Down Show is pretty fucking funny. Wonder why they only made one season of it? Also, that one guy looks like a young udo keir sort of

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Bill Coyne is dead.

2011-03-24T23:37:00.001-07:00

And now, even in death, the old punk rock groupie broads throw themselves at him one final time... Except now they are all middle aged and the "throwing" is done via Facebook.

Adios, Wilhelm.

schwing

2011-03-11T17:38:00.001-08:00

I have a crush on Kiki from the fresh beat band

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The FIRST RADIO CLAMBAKE FROM THE

2011-03-09T09:15:00.001-08:00

New RADIO CLAMBAKE STUDIOS will be THIS Saturday, 03/13/2011. Probably.

9 crazy ways that RADIO CLAMBAKE DOT COM is infiltrating pop culture

2011-03-08T23:07:00.001-08:00

set the controls for the heart of the sun

2011-03-07T00:26:00.001-08:00

...

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2011-03-05T18:32:00.001-08:00

smoking an e-cigar in front of a sports bar. God, I'm a trendy fuck

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2 year old's musical preferences

2011-02-27T00:20:00.001-08:00

He currently likes shoot to thrill by AC/DC. Not sure why.

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2011-02-11T23:25:00.001-08:00

Life can't be successive rings of smallness because it doesn't take millions of years for light to get to, say, microbes, right?

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2011-02-06T01:01:00.003-08:00

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man alive

2011-02-06T01:01:00.001-08:00

Man alive

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radio clambake is now

2011-02-02T00:23:00.001-08:00

ON 24/7 thanks to the new dedicated server I built!

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I now live at the base of the

2011-02-01T23:08:00.001-08:00

WIND VAGINA

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radio clambake - the lost tapes

2011-01-28T21:16:00.001-08:00

I just found an old hard drive that contained about 5 gigs of radio clambake episodes. I think most of them are the golden age of radio clambake episodes, including puking, porkchop death threats, and lesbo shit.

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Trying to type this while a toddler assaults me

2011-01-19T09:17:00.001-08:00

If I was a rich millionaire i would have a video wall of this running 24/7

Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?

2011-01-05T10:45:00.000-08:00

There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

Aww, I love that movie.

AND SO IT STARTS

2011-01-03T21:24:00.001-08:00

migration sucks

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fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

2010-12-28T19:23:00.001-08:00

Uuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkking a

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2010-12-24T22:53:00.003-08:00

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awesome

2010-12-24T22:53:00.001-08:00

Google sky map for Android is flat badass

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radio clambake mobileeeeeeeeeeeee

2010-12-23T21:28:00.001-08:00

Uhh... I'm on Droid incredible, due to putting my old phone in the washing machine

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Fhdggdgf

2010-12-19T10:48:00.001-08:00

Test

2010-12-19T01:48:00.001-08:00

But all bars, pills, and freeways lead me back to the beach

HTC Droid incredible

2010-12-19T01:17:00.001-08:00

2010-12-19T01:06:00.001-08:00

Mr. DNA by Devo is the best song ever

2010-12-08T21:32:00.001-08:00

an international thing... globe-trotting bikers just makes them look buffoonish. Bufoonish? Ah who cares, im done ok

2010-12-08T21:30:00.001-08:00

ALSO ABOUT SONS OF ANARCHY: they should have called it "Mumbly-boring-Irish-guys-for-45-minutes Of Anarchy". they never should have left Charming and made it

2010-12-08T21:25:00.001-08:00

and rode loud harleys to get there, i sure as fuck wouldnt stick around loitering for 30 mins at the crime scene. fuck that show.

2010-12-08T21:24:00.001-08:00

at least 2 golan/globus-y, improbable, and downright ridiculous action scenes so far this season. ALSO, if i committed a loud crime

2010-12-08T21:20:00.001-08:00

sons of anarchy BLEW IT... the 1st season was not too melodramatic and fun to watch. this ireland crap is boring and uninteresting. also there have been at

2010-12-04T20:19:00.001-08:00

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2010-11-20T20:10:00.001-08:00

the Azteca restaurant and lounge in "old town" garden grove - bad service, awesome food

FUCK YEAH

2010-11-17T21:17:00.001-08:00

Watch Johnny Sokko Movie - Voyage into Space from #SFX-Japan in Entertainment | View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

I worshipped this movie when I was a kid, like a lot.

2010-11-13T17:50:00.001-08:00

EMERGENCY RADIO CLAMBAKE TONIGHT<<<<<<

2010-11-12T20:51:00.001-08:00

ive devoted 25% of my life to radio clambake. WOW

2010-11-12T19:46:00.001-08:00

like, every black hole we see today is a monument to the civilization that inadvertently discovered how to create one, ending with their destruction

2010-11-12T18:22:00.001-08:00

what if all black holes in the universe were created, accidentally, by intelligent beings?

2010-11-06T21:51:00.001-07:00

I finally made a video for the BEST SONG EVER

2010-11-06T00:44:00.001-07:00

april badouin... whoa